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   messageicon believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:18 by vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:08 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:02 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 20:42 Comments (5)  


   messageicon remember this, at least canada gave us hockey and a few good actors
←Rate | 02-28-2010 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon living each day as if it were his last: That Korean massage parlor is on to him though. They stopped giving him dying-day happy-ending discounts.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 19:02 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon living each day as if it were his last: The cashier at Krispy Kreame knows him by name.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 19:00 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon if it wasn't for the USA all you hosers up there in Canada would be speaking Russian right now...But it was a hell of a game!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:49 Comments (9)  


   messageicon Why all the smack talk? It was a great game on both sides, but say that Canada owned USA is incorrect. USA won the first game and Canada had to OT to win the gold. No ownage, just great play when it mattered. Congrats to Canada, be proud not typical.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:36 by bigedusw Comments (2)  


   messageicon At the end of the day Canada is still just Canada.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well another gold for Canada in hockey. Gotta love it! You americans played a good game but this was our night. But you americans don't need to feel bad, one of your teams will probily be bringing home the Stanley Cup, so it kinda evens out.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:27 by JeremyCakes Comments (5)  


   messageicon Plane ticket to Vancouver $800, ticket to the gold medal game $2500, Canada breaking the record for the most gold medals won at an olympic games at the exspense of the USA unbelievably frickin PRICELESS!! See you in 4 years SUCKA'S!!!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:22 Comments (16)  


   messageicon Congrats to Canada for winning Gold in hockey....but Nickleback and Justin Beiber and no Rush at the Closing Ceremonies?....I just lost all respect!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:14 Comments (8)  


   messageicon Sorry yanks. After all, it is our game. We may not own the podium... but you got owned it hockey. More gold than you... y'all must like silver!!!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:11 Comments (6)  


   messageicon 36 medals for team USA thats 3 dozen reasons we are the best
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:00 by Tyler Comments (2)  


   messageicon ...Really USA? You REALLY thought you would win again???
←Rate | 02-28-2010 17:57 Comments (3)  


   messageicon When you see cupid,b!tch slap the little punk 4 me will ya!!!!!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 17:39 by Donna knight Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are a lot of pro bowlers in the NFL... I really admire two sport athletes.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 17:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then pray for crop failure on Sunday.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 17:00 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I throw a stick will you leave
←Rate | 02-28-2010 16:30 by paddy Comments (0)  




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