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   messageicon Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh
←Rate | 12-16-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me with no money: I want everything... Me with money: what the f?ck do I buy
←Rate | 11-11-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's funny how everyone is suddenly thankful for everything just because its Thanksgiving
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God Created the Universe,everything else is 'Made In China'
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Absence makes the heart grow fonder...but Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're too cute to be single." and you're too ugly to be flirting with me.
←Rate | 05-30-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be so cool if I could see what my life would be like if I had made different decisions.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you call Gatorade by the color instead of the flavor. 
←Rate | 03-23-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1:00pm *Hears noise* "Hmm I wonder what that was..." 1:00am *Hears noise* "OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED!"
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon All flights to Colorado have been cancelled. The sky is just too foggy.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 02:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 21:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The self-checkout line was a miracle for the condom industry.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently "preparing myself for Cinco de Mayo" is not a good reason to be drunk at work today, who knew?
←Rate | 05-04-2012 21:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people just need to change their status updates to, “Needs attention.”
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're married when you find her sexier with clothes on.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: "Bathroom closed."
←Rate | 03-23-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is not the place to reveal your deepest darkest secrets. Your friends "like" you but they don't like you that much!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's awkward when your dad sends friend requests to all your friends.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 15:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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