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Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh
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12-16-2011 22:01 by
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Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him.
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12-20-2011 20:24 by
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Me with no money: I want everything... Me with money: what the f?ck do I buy
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11-11-2012 21:25 by
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I think it's funny how everyone is suddenly thankful for everything just because its Thanksgiving
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11-22-2012 21:35 by
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God Created the Universe,everything else is 'Made In China'
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04-28-2011 23:25 by
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder...but Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger.
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05-18-2012 21:48 by
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You're too cute to be single." and you're too ugly to be flirting with me.
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05-30-2012 21:51 by
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It would be so cool if I could see what my life would be like if I had made different decisions.
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11-08-2011 21:10 by
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Do you call Gatorade by the color instead of the flavor.
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03-23-2012 21:22 by
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1:00pm *Hears noise* "Hmm I wonder what that was..." 1:00am *Hears noise* "OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED!"
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04-13-2012 20:42 by
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All flights to Colorado have been cancelled. The sky is just too foggy.
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11-09-2012 02:15 by
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I spend more time hitting the damn snooze button than I do snoozing.
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01-08-2013 21:04 by
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The self-checkout line was a miracle for the condom industry.
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11-18-2011 21:32 by
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Apparently "preparing myself for Cinco de Mayo" is not a good reason to be drunk at work today, who knew?
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05-04-2012 21:05 by
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Some people just need to change their status updates to, “Needs attention.”
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02-13-2012 22:21 by
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You know you're married when you find her sexier with clothes on.
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03-14-2012 21:30 by
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: "Bathroom closed."
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03-23-2012 21:16 by
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Facebook is not the place to reveal your deepest darkest secrets. Your friends "like" you but they don't like you that much!
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09-28-2011 22:23 by
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I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow.
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07-07-2011 21:52 by
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You know it's awkward when your dad sends friend requests to all your friends.
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06-18-2010 15:25 by
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