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thinks there is nothing worse than accidently sitting on your reeses peanut butter cup at the beginning of your work shift.
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03-30-2010 18:31 by
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Censorship is █ very ██████ █████ in █████ ██████...
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03-30-2010 18:23 by
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realized my third grade teacher lied to me... I never use cursive...
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03-30-2010 18:18
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a master at mixed martial arts and crafts...
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03-30-2010 18:17 by
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singing , , , , , chameleon ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪
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03-30-2010 18:13 by
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I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.
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03-30-2010 18:09 by
Joser
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has joined The Handsome Mens Club...
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03-30-2010 17:54
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If you can't be a good example, be a warning...
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03-30-2010 17:52
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statistically, 6 out of 7 midgets aren't happy...
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03-30-2010 17:42 by
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DONT YOU HATE THAT KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT TESTS OR QUIZES....
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03-30-2010 17:37 by
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was anyone really surprised by Ricky Martin's coming out? I mean, it started when he was young...he was in the band Menudo, aka MEN - you - DO...
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03-30-2010 17:16 by
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Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus
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How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.
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03-30-2010 16:34 by
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I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumba$$!
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03-30-2010 16:15 by
Samir Momin
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I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass
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03-30-2010 16:14 by
Samir Momin
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Ur attempts to make me jealous are hilarious and unsuccesful.
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03-30-2010 16:11 by
@Joza_nicole
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I'm not rare. I'm just a limited edition.
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03-30-2010 16:06 by
@Joza_nicole
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Pls stop being such ass, I have one enough to worry about. Lol
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03-30-2010 16:01 by
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A blonde filled out an application form. It said "sex" and options were "male" n "female". She crossed them both off and wrote "Lots"
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03-30-2010 16:00
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if at first you don't succeed, what makes you think doing it again with make any difference?
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