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no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status
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04-03-2010 18:07 by
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Tip for the day: Don't throw manure into the wind.
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04-03-2010 18:06 by
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? America!
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04-03-2010 17:54 by
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Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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04-03-2010 17:53 by
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you may bang hundreds of girls,but your heart belongs to one girl only....so keep banging till you find her.
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04-03-2010 17:45
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Who Cares about the Twilight Sparkly Drama...Give me the "Underworld" Hot Vampire on Lycan Action anyday!!!
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04-03-2010 17:26
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- So what if I can't spell armaggedon?..... It's not the end of the world. .....
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04-03-2010 15:00 by
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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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04-03-2010 14:20
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"There is always the one girl out there that got away. Guys have that ... and serial killers have that."
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04-03-2010 14:10
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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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04-03-2010 14:07
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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04-03-2010 14:07
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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04-03-2010 14:05
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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04-03-2010 14:02
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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04-03-2010 14:01
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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04-03-2010 14:00
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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04-03-2010 13:59
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looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs
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04-03-2010 13:27
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volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.
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04-03-2010 12:06
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If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman - or a new car. ....
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04-03-2010 12:04 by
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Who says women don't like simple, cheap things..we like guys don't we?
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