Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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There are so many people looking for Bin Laden, I think they should also search for Joyce Dewitt from Three's Company. She vanished over 20 years ago. Not even TMZ seem to know where she is.
saw the best T-shirt EVER today: "Who the hell needs Hooters when you've got BALLS?" Win.
Someone came up to me and said get a life...I punched them in the face and said get a helmet.
They told me to think outside the box....I just learned this did not mean I could leave the box.
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04-10-2010 19:56
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whip it ! whip it real good !
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04-10-2010 19:05
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do kids in china push in there eyes and say "haha I'm American"?
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04-10-2010 18:58 by Willy
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a man with flaws, a failure at success, no superhero, neither rich nor poor. I am, however a good father and a happy person. that'll do pig. that'll do.
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04-10-2010 18:38
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Don't you hate it when people call or text you at 5 or 6am just to ask you "whats up?"... I mean really? I am now. thank you!!.."
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04-10-2010 16:41
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Alcohol induced dreams make for all sorts of entertainment.
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04-10-2010 14:09
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Why do the guys at Footlocker get so mad when they can't force you to buy socks or extra shoe cleaner.
there is a great need for sarcasm font.
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04-10-2010 13:59
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Hand jobs are like the WNBA a cheap imitation of something that men do better.
˜Sort of" shouldn't be used in certain phrases. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."
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04-10-2010 13:48
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Women are like newspapers, you should really get your own and stop borrowing your neighbor's.
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04-10-2010 13:44
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The biggest lie ever: I have read and agree to the terms of use.
On a scale of 1 to "Me".. how smart are you?
Don't Kanye me!!! or I'll Chris Brown yo a$$... and Tiger Woods your mother!
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04-10-2010 13:37
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I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldn't have to go downstairs and be disappointed.
Actually it only takes me 1 drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the 14th or 15th.
I don't like how Facebook asks "What's on your mind?" I usually just lie and live with the guilt.