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I love this oscillating fan 5 out of every 15 seconds
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02-27-2013 10:46 by snotty
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I'm bored. Who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better?
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02-26-2013 11:41
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Oww a dorito just stabbed the roof of my mouth...how could something I love so much hurt me like this.
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02-24-2013 11:16
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Tips on falling in love: Don't
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02-23-2013 13:36
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I love a good political joke. Unless it gets elected president...
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02-23-2013 02:33 by BigSarge
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You know it's true love when you ask her what she is thinking about and she says "SEX" and you reply "Me too".
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02-22-2013 08:39 by Baddie
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I can already tell by the way your son throws a baseball that he is going to love baseball. ................players.
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02-22-2013 07:26
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I love make up sex. Especially with Katy Perry. I make up sex with her all the time.
Of all the people I don't love, I don't love you the most.
Love and appreciate the effort, but we have to try harder,,, we are funnier than this.
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02-16-2013 19:39
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I don't mean to be a stereotype, but like most women, I love shoplifting.
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02-16-2013 06:03
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Does God love poor people more than rich people? to put it differently, Does God love lazy ass bums more than hardworking folks?
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02-16-2013 04:40
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Never text your wife and your gal pal at the same time...one misplaced "love you" can confuse everything
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02-15-2013 15:07 by Mike
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For those of you who can't be with the one you love because she doesn't understand that you're destined to be together, Happy Restraining Order Day!
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02-14-2013 18:09
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Thank you, flowers, for being the perfect way to say, "My love for you is beautiful but will die very soon."
Happy Mushy Card Nasty Candy in a Heart Shaped Box Big Balloon That Barely Fits in Your Car And You Can't See to Back Up $75 Roses That Can be Bought Tomorrow for $20 but Must be Sent to "Prove" Your Love Stand In Line for Two Hours to Eat Day.
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02-14-2013 14:15
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The best part of Valentine"s day is no more Vermont teddy bear BIG HUNKA LOVE BEAR commercials.
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02-14-2013 12:14
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I shot my girlfriend with a cupid's arrow thinking that she would fall more in love with me, but now she's just laying there on the ground ignoring me.
Don't make love by the garden gate....love is blind, but the neighbors ain't.
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02-14-2013 07:13
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Love fades....bacon is forever!
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02-14-2013 07:12
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