love Funny Status Messages

   The fact that Jay Z scored Beyonce tells me we all have a shot at love, no matter what we look like.

   3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.

   Vampires will only truly love girls four days out of the month, period.

   3 ways to die early. smoking = 5 years early. alcohol = 10 years early. loving someone who doesn't love you = you die daily.

   All of a sudden I love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.

   Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.

   I use to be in great shape until I fell in love... Damn!!!

   It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

   When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff..

   "I only like you as a friend, but I'm not going to tell you until you fall in love with me, because I want to break your heart." - Women

   I love it when the one actually insane person in the office says, "call me crazy, but.." Because we totally DO!

   I love my smile! It's best though when it's reflected back on the faces of others!

   Please let's keep it private on Valentine's day this year with the "I'm so in love!" posts, as some of us are single here.

   George Lucas is going to remake a Country & Western version of Star Wars. The theme song will be called "Looking for Love in Alderaan Places."

   I'd really love to see you tonight....no, really.....leave your blinds open!

   have I told you lately that I love you....? No? thats because I can't handle your miserable, twisted, soul destroying face anymore! Oh and by the way....I'm telling someone else I love them while you pack!

   It ain't rocket science folks, women LOVE douchebags.

   We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!

   When someone yells STOP, I don't know if it's In the Name of Love, it's Hammertime, or that I should Stop, Collaborate, and Listen.

   Love's redeeming work is done. Fought the fight, the battle won. Death in vain forbids him rise, Christ has opened paradise! Alleluia he is risen