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   messageicon ‎"You see football takes concentration and skill....SQUIRREL!!!!" - Wade Phillips/NFL Head Coach
←Rate | 09-20-2010 11:50 by JW Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refereed a women's football match yesterday. It was brilliant. I booked two for muttering under their breath, one for the silent treatment and I sent one off without explanation and left her wondering what she'd done wrong.
←Rate | 08-12-2013 19:52 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favoritte thing that the caption of my high school varsity football team ever said to me was, "Would you like paper or plastic?"
←Rate | 02-27-2015 14:09 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Although preseason football is like non-alcoholic beer, it feels like the lockout added 10% of alcohol content
←Rate | 08-11-2011 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 01:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin them for everybody else. Bloody referees.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 19:57 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon MY Fantasy Football thing is about the Cheerleaders.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 10:12 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the positive side, somewhere in a third world country people now have these sweet Pittsburgh steelers Superbowl champions shirts and hats to wear!!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know who makes more idle threats: Iran threatening the U.S. Navy in the Persian Gulf or Rex Ryan of the Jets threatening to win a Superbowl every year?
←Rate | 01-03-2012 09:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try and dribble a football.
←Rate | 12-21-2009 20:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She lost me at, "I don't watch football."
←Rate | 01-04-2015 13:14 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:08 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: United States resumes not caring about soccer, looks forward to NFL Football in September
←Rate | 07-17-2011 22:18 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overview of my résumé: 1. Quick eater 2. Extensive knowledge of Parkour 3. Argumentative 4: Fired from McDonalds 5: Am I a multi tasker, (I can sneeze and pee at the same) 6: leading my Fantasy Football league..
←Rate | 09-21-2013 13:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son: Dad, what's a hypocrite?.... Me: It's when an idiot wants to change the name of a football team while putting Aunt Jemima syrup on waffles.
←Rate | 10-19-2015 21:20 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" – the Working Title of my new Childrens book
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:54 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama said he wouldn't let his son play football bc he fears it would cause dementia. Someone should tell Obama that he doesn't have a son.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 16:28 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty excited that the Patriots and the Giants are opening for Madonna at the Superbowl
←Rate | 02-05-2012 15:35 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering, Don't you idiot Desert Dwellers realize Americans are watching Football today and could give a $hit less about your protest.. @wasteofenergy
←Rate | 09-15-2012 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 16:59 by Rashad Hammoud Comments (0)  



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