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   messageicon The roast of Donald Trump wouldve been alot funnier with Greg Giraldo mixed in there I loved his jokes on the previous ones.... R.I.P Greg
←Rate | 03-16-2011 09:36 by T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania Trump got nothing compared to the plaguerism that has been happening here
←Rate | 07-21-2016 03:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I notice there aren't any BLM, Antifa, or any other social justice protesters out helping Irma victims! Just Trump, Christian's, & FEMA
←Rate | 09-13-2017 23:23 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America
←Rate | 08-03-2016 10:55 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 11:12 by CrackY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump loses almost $1 Billion in the 90's and follows the relevant Tax Laws ..... The Nation is Outraged!! .... Hillary can't account for $6 Billion in missing State Department funds during her Tenure as Secretary of State ..... Meh
←Rate | 10-03-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!
←Rate | 06-10-2017 11:54 by Anon Comments (3)  


   messageicon Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:27 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vote Trump and let's get started repairing America.
←Rate | 11-02-2016 08:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Protestors successfully shut down a Trump rally...then they fire guns and start looting. That will only create more support for Trump you ignorant fool protestors.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 08:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people say Donald Trump is a fascist. There is nothing more fascist than shutting down someone's ideas. Think about that for a second....
←Rate | 03-14-2016 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's so many pictures of trump thrusting an index finger at me in my timeline, I'm starting to feel violated and a little horny.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 13:33 by Karen Comments (1)  


   messageicon i guess Trump is now the apprentice.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump says he didn't discuss Mexico paying for the wall with President Nieto because he thought he was the janitor.
←Rate | 09-02-2016 15:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Trump to appoint dingo to watch baby.
←Rate | 12-13-2016 19:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 20:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it interesting that the same people that are telling me that Donald Trump would be a bad President are the same people who told us that Barack Obama would be a Good President!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters. So Trump can’t tweet it.
←Rate | 01-12-2017 00:53 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  



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