trump Funny Status Messages

   "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump

   Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!

   People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.

   I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.

   If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?

   In Trump's opinion, his staff member who made fun of John McCain's terminal illness isn't a "traitor," but the people who told the press about it are.

   The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .

   Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.

   I don't blame Trump for speaking via Twitter. Far better to speak directly to the people than through a biased media who twists his every word.

   I was part of the 30million women march. In November, we marching into voting booths across the country and elected Donald J. Trump as President of the United States of America. for

   BREAKING NEWS: Massive cold takes over US after Trump calls out Heat Miser on Twitter

   Heck, Who wants to look at Melania Trump as First Lady of the United States when we could have the Screechers wife Bill Clinton as the First Lady.

   Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.

   If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...

   All these fools comparing Trump to Hitler. Trump never had people killed... Hillary Clinton did.

   Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.

   heard Barack Obama is demanding to see Donald Trump's death certificate.

   .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle

   I wish the GOP had gone after Obama the way they're going after Trump.

   Trump could have easily discovered the theory of relatively, on his own, if Einstein didn't do it first because Trump has the greatest scientific mind ever. He's better than Jesus Christ himself.