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   messageicon I'm trying to figure out if those anti Trump Safety Pin wearing folks are also NRA advocates since Walter Hunt the inventor of the Safety Pin also invented the Multi Shot Repeating Rifle.
←Rate | 11-19-2016 13:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heck, Who wants to look at Melania Trump as First Lady of the United States when we could have the Screechers wife Bill Clinton as the First Lady.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 11:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Massive cold takes over US after Trump calls out Heat Miser on Twitter
←Rate | 12-12-2016 21:01 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.
←Rate | 08-05-2016 15:10 by @FunBobby1191 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish the GOP had gone after Obama the way they're going after Trump.
←Rate | 03-04-2016 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All these fools comparing Trump to Hitler. Trump never had people killed... Hillary Clinton did.
←Rate | 03-10-2016 08:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle
←Rate | 09-27-2016 12:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard Barack Obama is demanding to see Donald Trump's death certificate.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 13:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was part of the 30million women march. In November, we marching into voting booths across the country and elected Donald J. Trump as President of the United States of America. for
←Rate | 01-22-2017 06:31 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The roast of Donald Trump wouldve been alot funnier with Greg Giraldo mixed in there I loved his jokes on the previous ones.... R.I.P Greg
←Rate | 03-16-2011 09:36 by T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania Trump got nothing compared to the plaguerism that has been happening here
←Rate | 07-21-2016 03:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are all these liberals only going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected? What's wrong with Mexico?
←Rate | 03-09-2016 07:28 by That guy Comments (3)  


   messageicon Why did you go and make Trump President? Now Kanye West has a chance to become president next.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 23:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America
←Rate | 08-03-2016 10:55 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon 319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.
←Rate | 08-03-2016 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 11:12 by CrackY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump loses almost $1 Billion in the 90's and follows the relevant Tax Laws ..... The Nation is Outraged!! .... Hillary can't account for $6 Billion in missing State Department funds during her Tenure as Secretary of State ..... Meh
←Rate | 10-03-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:27 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is realising that words really do matter. He is becoming more Presidential by the day.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Protestors successfully shut down a Trump rally...then they fire guns and start looting. That will only create more support for Trump you ignorant fool protestors.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 08:39 Comments (0)  




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