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   messageicon Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....
←Rate | 05-14-2017 08:18 Comments (14)  

   messageicon Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.
←Rate | 05-11-2017 05:16 Comments (2)  

   messageicon You're right Donald J. Trump, no one has ever asked why the Civil War happened, except for every seventh-grade teacher in America.
←Rate | 05-02-2017 00:07 Comments (4)  

   messageicon William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days than Trump, and he was dead for 69 of them.
←Rate | 05-01-2017 03:07 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Damn! Trump really hates the LGBT community. I don't remember any president openly come out as a bigot and proud of it.
←Rate | 04-29-2017 17:33 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Trump said he would get rid of NAFTA in his 100 days in office. Now he says he's not going to scrap it afterall. Does this guy actually knows what he's doing???
←Rate | 04-26-2017 23:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump lost the trade war with Mexico, bwahahahahaha! Get use to losing all the time, with dump in office, America will keep on losing!
←Rate | 04-25-2017 22:28 Comments (9)  

   messageicon Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem. Houston: We have trump. You're better off up there.
←Rate | 04-15-2017 02:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In another stunning reversal, Trump announced today that the chocolate cake he was served while bombing Syria was "average, at best."
←Rate | 04-14-2017 11:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Like most hard working Americans, Trump should be allowed to fly a private jet to his personal golf course and palatial estate at the taxpayers expense without. Everyone getting crazy.
←Rate | 04-11-2017 16:02 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!
←Rate | 04-08-2017 22:39 by XXX Comments (0)  

   messageicon "What will we get for bombing Syria besides more debt and a possible long term conflict? Obama needs Congressional approval." - Donald Trump on 29th August 2013
←Rate | 04-08-2017 00:19 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump spent ten minutes complaining about Pearl Harbour until an aide pulled him aside to explain that China and Japan were two different countries.
←Rate | 04-06-2017 16:35 Comments (2)  

   messageicon I think what America really wants from the Trump clan is a pillow fight between Tiffany and Ivanka, or maybe a round of jello wrestling.
←Rate | 04-06-2017 15:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In order to keep his family involved, Trump has appointed Melania head of the Department of mining, given her background as a gold digger.
←Rate | 04-06-2017 15:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump's still calling the Iran deal the worst deal he's ever witnessed. Was he not there when he signed for his casinos & airline?
←Rate | 04-06-2017 05:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Trump administration has removed endangered species protections for parrots. Polly hates a cracker.
←Rate | 04-06-2017 04:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump public ally supports Bill O'Reilly. In other news, dozens of female White House staff change their mind about speaking out against sexual harassment. Kellyanne silently weeps while tiny fingers rub her thigh.
←Rate | 04-05-2017 17:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump removed abandon from NSC so he can devote more time to his role as the White House liaison with the K K K.
←Rate | 04-05-2017 16:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon America's enemies must be shaking in fear of this new "All talk, no action" approach to foreign problems. I mean Trump can really, really talk.
←Rate | 04-05-2017 15:13 Comments (0)  

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