snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   "I don't see color." - A person who shouldn't eat snow

   And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas......." Just as well really, they would only f*cking ask for aid to help clear it away.

   There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and Sally out in the snow. Come on, guys, let Sally back inside.

   Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.

   Thinking of having kids? Practice getting small children ready to play in the snow by wrestling a pair of gloves onto an angry octopus.

   We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.

   "Son, when I was your age we had to walk 50 miles uphill, in the snow with no shoes just to find out if hot, local singles were in the area"

   See, it's not only Canada that gets snow. Got that Florida, Texas, California........

   Remember when someone had posted "who cares if we don't get to see polars Bears, cuz we didn't get to see dinosaurs?" I guess mother natures cares with this winter blast!

   When you realize winter is still 5 week away!

   Snow peas are just like regular peas except the licky boom boom down.

   first snow fall of the year I am initiating a naked snow angel challenge to raise awareness of challenges that raise awareness.

   it was sooo cold last winter that i'm still farting snow flakes in August

   What a lovely winter we're having this spring.

   This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...

   It's official I'm suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.

   Dear Car driving 40mph on the highway this morning. It's only a 1/4“ of snow plus you have a "Jesus Fish" on your bumper. You'll be just fine.

   Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.

   Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014

   There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter