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   messageicon I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 18:57 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 17:52 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 19:53 by styles Comments (1)  

   messageicon My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
←Rate | 01-06-2014 11:08 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got eight inches last night. The snow was pretty deep too.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 07:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon On the bright side, all that coal will keep me warm this winter.
←Rate | 12-25-2013 14:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Reason # 65 why I hate winter: Water heater is set to 211 because the tap water is 33...
←Rate | 12-24-2013 20:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ I'm Dreaming Of A White Isthmus ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ .....(Hey what can I say, I have a thing for snow covered narrow strips of land connecting two larger land areas.)
←Rate | 12-24-2013 08:44 by Critical Mass Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think my neighbors are starting to get somewhat jaded.. No one even questioned me making snow angels. Tomorrow I'm doing it in a clown suit while playing the bag pipes.
←Rate | 12-19-2013 19:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?
←Rate | 12-15-2013 09:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 21:56 by Steve OH Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be
←Rate | 12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck Comments (0)  

   messageicon snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?
←Rate | 12-13-2013 16:07 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dressed my snowman up as a security guard, and then I put him out in front of a snow bank.
←Rate | 12-10-2013 11:09 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 12:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  

   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  

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