snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.

   I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.

   I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.

   I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.

   It is becoming clear to me that the North beat the South in the Civil War by shooting fake snow at them out of cannons.

   At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds

   You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?

   Hey Canada, when you're griping about how hot it is the one day it hits 70, remember, in the south we call that winter.

   Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.

   Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there

   47% of the country misses Obama's speech due to winter storm. Somehow I don't think he cares.

   Everyone's all, 'OMG! Snow!', and I'm just over here like, 'Hey, tonight Obama is going to officially announce that he's going to overtly rule by decree.'

   BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.

   I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.

   Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.

   I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...

   My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!

   I got eight inches last night. The snow was pretty deep too.