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   messageicon Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds
←Rate | 02-04-2014 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 17:09 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:20 by Assassin Frodo Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???
←Rate | 02-02-2014 15:33 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 12:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 09:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is becoming clear to me that the North beat the South in the Civil War by shooting fake snow at them out of cannons.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 05:14 by Bob B Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:41 by Steve-O Comments (0)  


   messageicon You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?
←Rate | 01-31-2014 08:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Canada, when you're griping about how hot it is the one day it hits 70, remember, in the south we call that winter.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 09:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there
←Rate | 01-29-2014 19:28 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon 47% of the country misses Obama's speech due to winter storm. Somehow I don't think he cares.
←Rate | 01-29-2014 05:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone's all, 'OMG! Snow!', and I'm just over here like, 'Hey, tonight Obama is going to officially announce that he's going to overtly rule by decree.'
←Rate | 01-28-2014 18:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time.
←Rate | 01-21-2014 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 18:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air... Don't do dope, kids.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 17:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like "polar vortex" to tell us that it is cold during winter...
←Rate | 01-07-2014 19:53 by styles Comments (1)  


   messageicon My favorite thing about winter...waking up from hibernation!
←Rate | 01-06-2014 11:08 by Lil-David Comments (0)  




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