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   messageicon The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:47 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....
←Rate | 02-14-2014 07:41 by DamnYankee Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:55 by Marshall The Mediocre Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 01:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.
←Rate | 02-08-2014 12:45 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl
←Rate | 02-07-2014 18:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds
←Rate | 02-04-2014 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 17:09 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....
←Rate | 02-04-2014 10:20 by Assassin Frodo Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???
←Rate | 02-02-2014 15:33 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 12:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 09:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is becoming clear to me that the North beat the South in the Civil War by shooting fake snow at them out of cannons.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 05:14 by Bob B Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds
←Rate | 02-01-2014 16:41 by Steve-O Comments (0)  


   messageicon You heard about the snowstorm in Georgia. A snowstorm in Atlanta resulted in a 10-hour traffic jam. To which people in Los Angeles responded, "You guys need snow for that?
←Rate | 01-31-2014 08:40 by McKibben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Canada, when you're griping about how hot it is the one day it hits 70, remember, in the south we call that winter.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Atlanta gets 2ins of snow and the city is parlized, in Canada we call 2in of snow summer.
←Rate | 01-30-2014 09:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok Northerners, stop criticizing how we handle snow & ice. It is very rare down here. You know kinda like winning a BCS National Championship up there
←Rate | 01-29-2014 19:28 by Jon Comments (0)  


   messageicon 47% of the country misses Obama's speech due to winter storm. Somehow I don't think he cares.
←Rate | 01-29-2014 05:32 Comments (0)  




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