snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014

   There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter

   Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!

   I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.

   Snow is herpes of the weather

   The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.

   I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....

   All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...

   I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.

   The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.

   Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl

   Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds

   Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.

   I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.

   I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....

   So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???

   Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.

   I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.

   It is becoming clear to me that the North beat the South in the Civil War by shooting fake snow at them out of cannons.

   At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds