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   Hope all of you who received a book from me for Christmas thoroughly enjoy them! Oh and don't forget they need to be back the library by the 30th.

   For Sale. Slightly used Christmas tree. Prefer to do socially distance exchange and will place in front of house for you pickup. Leave money in neighbor's mailbox.

   In the summer it was to hot outside now it's to cold outside to take the Christmas lights down.

   Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self-centered lives already in progress.

   Here’s a little song about post-Christmas cleanup it’s called “Where the Hell Are We Going to Put All This Sh$t” and a one and a two

   I just took the Christmas tree down. Gonna dye Easter eggs this afternoon.

   Look. Those Christmas Walmart roll back prices are only for believers in the baby Jesus!

   Can someone please go to MeWe and Parlor and wish them a Merry Christmas.

   Just because you have a guitar, Christmas outfit and the Christmas tree doesn't necessarily mean you have the talent to sing on Facebook.

   Don't forget to wave smile and wish your neighbors a Merry Christmas who are kind like Facebook friends you might not really know either, but live closer.

   2021 will be decided by what the Chinese will eat this christmas

   I wonder if Santa will be wearing a mask during his visit to my house this year?

   Just checked my bank account and it looks like everyone is getting text messages for Christmas.

   LADIES.. ! Please stop asking Santa for the perfect man..I've been kidnapped 3 times this week !!

   Dear Santa, To be safe I'll be staying home for Christmas, so please just drop my presents on my porch and don't bother coming down the chimney. Thanks!

   Walking In a Winter Wonderland" is a great Christmas song for Southerners to keep in mind since they don't know how to drive in it.

   "Walking In a Wonderland" is a great Christmas song for Southerners to keep in mind since they don't know how to drive in it.

   I feel confidence they're going to be able to hammer out a stimulus deal by Christmas.....of 2021

   Getting clothes for Christmas is like getting vegetables for your birthday. Yeah, you need them, but that doesn't make them appropriate.

   my wife saw onlyfans on our credit card statement so now I have to get her a ceiling fan for christmas