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   messageicon "Let's save this so we can throw it away in few days" - Tupperware
←Rate | 02-22-2011 17:44 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet & rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup...
←Rate | 02-22-2011 15:52 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 15:50 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every strong woman is a man that she needs to open jars and get things of high shelves.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 23:13 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray, a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy
←Rate | 02-21-2011 23:10 by Abbybaby34 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I just googled 2013 and it said the new Batman movie comes out SO TAKE THAT MAYANS.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 19:30 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll bet you the President gets his mail today.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:09 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have so little game I'm not even allowed to play miniature golf.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:08 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cutting education funding to help the economy is like planting chicken eggs rather than feeding the hen.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:08 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:07 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your profile said you had a body like an amusement park, but when I met you it looked more like a trailer park. what gives?
←Rate | 02-20-2011 18:41 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex said I would always have the key to her heart, so I take it that her new man is a locksmith?
←Rate | 02-20-2011 18:40 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somethings are best unsaid but my brain to mouth filter has never worked right
←Rate | 02-19-2011 15:57 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 20:28 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do all the beautiful women with blond hair, dye their roots brown?
←Rate | 02-18-2011 12:07 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 12:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not shy. I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 08:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just met one of those people that start laughing at things you said 10 minutes ago....because they just "got it"
←Rate | 02-17-2011 15:05 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right
←Rate | 02-17-2011 15:05 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  




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