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   messageicon I am Happy my kids are older now. But I do miss running around all night in the Pink Bunny Suit from the Christmas Story on Easter Eve.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:44 by Dan Comments (0)  

   messageicon ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:48 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye's and said, "Game over!"
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 13:53 by djdawg76 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:11 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!
←Rate | 04-08-2012 14:33 by jitney Comments (0)  

   messageicon nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:27 by wayneh Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:57 by flinnie Comments (2)  

   messageicon I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon trying to figure out how a day celebrating the resurrection of our savior was twisted into a giant bunny hiding psychedelic colored eggs and a basket full of grass and chocolate.... Seriously folks, don't do drugs only a pothead could have thought that up
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:55 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Hope everyone had a very Happy Easter! PS: Those weren't black jelly beans the Easter Bunny left for you...
←Rate | 04-08-2012 21:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon "This is for the time you peed on me. And this is for waking up so early. And this is..." - me, eating my kids Easter candy while they sleep
←Rate | 04-09-2012 06:21 by @richardmooney26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just know my co-workers will be really surprised when they find the Easter Eggs I left them in their office........ in the far right corner........ behind the file cabinet marked records from 1989.
←Rate | 04-09-2012 22:33 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 20:53 by Texas Red Comments (0)  

   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar today! All I said was ''Santa Claus'' ''Easter Bunny'' '' Tooth Fairy'' and walked away. Shut them Up!!!
←Rate | 07-07-2012 11:57 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  

   messageicon The stores have done such a great job with their displays and merchandise..cant wait to see the kids faces tomorrow when they find their easter baskets, shamrocks and valentines under the tree.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 05:40 Comments (0)  

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