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X is
proof that God has a sense of humor...
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:05
X is
here..now what are your other two wishes????
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:03
X is
wondering where the hell he is and why your in his bed
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Submitted: 02-22-2008 22:33
X is
rejecting your reality and substituting his own.
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Submitted: 03-31-2008 09:56
X is
naked under his clothes
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Submitted: 02-26-2008 16:49 by Fizzzikal
X is
letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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Submitted: 02-26-2008 18:44
X is
naked and playing twister with the cat .
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Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:03
X is
just not the same since that house fell on my sister
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:01
X is
pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack
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Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:12
X is
more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a donut roll down a hill..
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Submitted: 02-29-2008 01:41 by N.h.
X is
thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
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Submitted: 03-05-2008 09:30
X is
catching pokemon
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Submitted: 03-28-2008 17:13 by Ken Miller
X is
spending way too much time on Facebook
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Submitted: 04-21-2008 23:21
X is
the most dangerous drug there is.
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Submitted: 03-06-2008 09:49
X is
eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain
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Submitted: 03-06-2008 17:25 by Dunno
X is
high as a cloud
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Submitted: 03-07-2008 04:47
X is
to be... or not to be
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Submitted: 04-21-2008 23:15
X is
here and there...more so there than here!
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Submitted: 03-31-2008 18:49
X is
laying in the road dressed as a deer
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Submitted: 03-09-2008 11:13
X is
"sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"
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Submitted: 03-10-2008 09:52
