Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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You don’t like being treated the way that you treat others? That must really suck.
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01-19-2023 04:06
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Trillion-dollar propaganda machine vs. people putting funny words on pictures.
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01-08-2023 17:20
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Cats are my favorite animal, because no matter where you fall on the food chain, a cat will smack the crap out of you.
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01-10-2023 02:29
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It’s called a joke, we used to tell them before people got drunk on soymilk.
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01-08-2023 15:07
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You can’t change someone who doesn’t see an issue with their actions.
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01-06-2023 19:34
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My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.
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01-06-2023 01:02
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Teacher: “Today we will be talking about depressed people who share jokes all day as a coping mechanism.”
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01-08-2023 17:21
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When you’re in psychology class and you learn about the disorder you have.
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01-08-2023 17:22
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If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to laugh about when you’re old.
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01-10-2023 02:36
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I’m busy right now, can I ignore you later?
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01-19-2023 04:08
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Amazonesia: When you forget what you ordered this time.
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01-04-2023 02:43
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When you see your-self as Robin Hood, Prince of Jokes. Stealing from group to feed another, spreading joy across the land.
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01-08-2023 15:25
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You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
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01-23-2023 03:43
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Forest Grump: And just like that, having classified documents was perfectly acceptable. 😆
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01-23-2023 02:47
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Be wary of half-truths, you may get the wrong half.
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01-09-2023 02:48
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An elderly woman was walking her dog when a young man grabbed her purse and ran away. I asked if she was okay. She said, “it’s no big deal really, I only carry that old purse to put my dog’s poop in it.”
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01-12-2023 01:05
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You’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
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01-23-2023 03:47
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Glad to see you’re not letting education get in the way of your ignorance.
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01-23-2023 03:45
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“I want the truth!” Independent fact checkers, with the direction of the FBI, have concluded that you can’t handle the truth.
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01-07-2023 12:20
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Elon Musk fired 8000 employees and Twitter is working just fine. Makes you wonder what they were doing all day long.
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01-07-2023 13:16
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