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X says please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls
X says It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
X is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
X is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.
X is only here while supplies last
X wants a hug
X is busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.
X is pretty fly for a white guy
X is Mclovin' it.
X is what Willis was talking about...
X is "the center of attention, even when he's up against the wall"
X is just not the same since that house fell on my sister
X is here..now what are your other two wishes????
X is proof that God has a sense of humor...
X is normal..it's everyone else that's weird.
X is still HOT..it just comes in flashes now
X is dangerously under-medicated
X is back..by popular demand!
X is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
X is getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death