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X is proof that God has a sense of humor...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:05

X is here..now what are your other two wishes????

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:03

X is wondering where the hell he is and why your in his bed

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-22-2008 22:33

X is rejecting your reality and substituting his own.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-31-2008 09:56

X is naked under his clothes

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 16:49 by Fizzzikal

X is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 18:44

X is naked and playing twister with the cat .

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:03

X is just not the same since that house fell on my sister

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:01

X is pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 20:12

X is more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a donut roll down a hill..

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-29-2008 01:41 by N.h.

X is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-05-2008 09:30

X is catching pokemon

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-28-2008 17:13 by Ken Miller

X is spending way too much time on Facebook

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-21-2008 23:21

X is the most dangerous drug there is.

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-06-2008 09:49

X is eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-06-2008 17:25 by Dunno

X is high as a cloud

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-07-2008 04:47

X is to be... or not to be

<--Rate | Submitted: 04-21-2008 23:15

X is here and there...more so there than here!

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-31-2008 18:49

X is laying in the road dressed as a deer

<--Rate | Submitted: 03-09-2008 11:13

X is "sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-10-2008 09:52

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