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X is Mclovin' it.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:53 by Shir Decker Comments (0)

X is what Willis was talking about...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:54 by Shir Decker Comments (0)

X is "the center of attention, even when he's up against the wall"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-19-2008 09:58 by Shir Decker Comments (0)

X is just not the same since that house fell on my sister

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:01 Comments (0)

X is here..now what are your other two wishes????

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:03 Comments (3)

X is proof that God has a sense of humor...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:05 Comments (0)

X is normal..it's everyone else that's weird.

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X is still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:10 Comments (0)

X is dangerously under-medicated

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:11 Comments (0)

X is back..by popular demand!

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X is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:15 Comments (0)

X is getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:19 Comments (0)

X is suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 10:56 Comments (1)

X is undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:43 Comments (0)

X is trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 22:45 Comments (0)

X is crakalakin

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X is a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:17 Comments (0)

X is cute but psycho..things even out

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 05:17 Comments (0)

X is totally gonna take over the world one day >=D

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 13:52 by Anni Comments (0)

X is talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-23-2008 19:29 Comments (0)

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