Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X says please don't follow in my footsteps coz I walk into walls

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X says It may be the early bird that gets the worm. But it?s the second mouse that gets the cheese.

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X is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.

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X is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

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X is only here while supplies last

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X wants a hug

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X is busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.

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X is pretty fly for a white guy

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X is Mclovin' it.

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X is what Willis was talking about...

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X is "the center of attention, even when he's up against the wall"

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X is just not the same since that house fell on my sister

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X is here..now what are your other two wishes????

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X is proof that God has a sense of humor...

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X is normal..it's everyone else that's weird.

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X is still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

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X is dangerously under-medicated

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X is back..by popular demand!

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X is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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X is getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death

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