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The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
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09-26-2019 15:33
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You can always tell someone's age by watching them get out of a car.
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02-27-2020 11:23
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Thinking of putting a Coronavirus Quarantine sign on my door to discourage solicitors.
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03-03-2020 18:06 by
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I'm having a quarintine party this weekend. None of you are invited
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03-23-2020 06:22
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With the rise in self-driving vehicles, eventually there will a Country and Western song about your truck leaving you too.
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06-23-2017 08:45
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I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
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06-12-2018 07:07
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Einstein was a genius. It was his brother Frank that created a monster.
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06-17-2018 13:03
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My son screamed like a little girl when he saw a spider so no paternity test was needed.
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06-28-2018 05:19 by
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So you took pictures of fireworks tonight? Post all 50 of them- we really want to see!
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07-04-2018 23:13
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson hasn't released a movie in three weeks. I hope he's okay.
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07-10-2018 09:26
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Thinking of making a horror movie titled Front Facing Camera
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07-11-2018 01:59
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Does rocking a vending machine count as exercise?
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09-17-2018 13:00 by
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The NFL has determined that we will follow the 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,..... rule before allowing defenders to tackle quarterbacks.
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09-24-2018 00:05 by
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When a solicitor calls, I just hand the phone to my 8-year-old and tell him this nice lady wants to hear every last detail about your Minecraft village.
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10-21-2018 06:48
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I'm so old that the only room I can go into and remember why is the bathroom.
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10-23-2018 19:42 by
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I've heard a lot about Karen lately but what about Felicia. Did she finally leave?
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07-30-2020 11:10
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The cardboard crowds are getting a little Rowdy at the game.
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08-03-2020 08:07
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I had a lazy eye as a child and now the rest of my body has caught up.
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08-07-2020 08:56
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My five year plan is to make it through this year.
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08-06-2020 21:16
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My husband wants to make cauliflower crust pizza so now I have to run to the grocery store and find a new husband.
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09-16-2020 08:14
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