Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to f*ck cuz its not my time of month"
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05-13-2010 20:51 by Joser
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Ummmm, got drunk and tried to adopt a kid again...
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05-13-2010 20:50 by Joser
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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05-13-2010 20:48 by Joser
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagin@...
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05-13-2010 20:47 by @ Joser
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Dear Mr underccover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas...
Dude you should've seen this bathroom stall, it was like I had to clean up Heroshima before I could drop my Nagasaki.
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05-13-2010 20:36 by Joser
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if it is not on wikipedia, then you are wrong, lady
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05-13-2010 20:28 by one
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if you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.
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05-13-2010 20:19
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my face is leaving in 10 minutes - be on it.
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05-13-2010 20:18
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got excited when he had a "Group Request" in Facebook. Sadly though, it wasn't even close to the type of "groups" he had dreams about ..
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05-13-2010 20:14 by Eric
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how can I miss you if you won't go away?
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05-13-2010 20:10 by Eric
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loves when he adds a friend and that friend NEVER posts a message to me or anything....why did you even add me ya stoop
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05-13-2010 19:53
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̿̿̿ ̿' ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ this is a stick-up... give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
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05-13-2010 19:40 by paulb808
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loves big ( @ )Y( @ ) and small (.)y(.) chesticles.
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05-13-2010 19:22
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Ones who make things happen, ones who watch things happen, and ones who wondered what happened.....
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05-13-2010 19:07 by Corey C
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Well that's funny...actions do not speak louder than words when you're beating a mime.
The she in all those "that's what she said" jokes.
I wear the pants in my house ....... straight after I've washed and ironed them. Yep I'M THE BOSS when shes not home and she bloody well knows it too !!!
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05-13-2010 18:23
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saw a sign in the hospital the other day that read "Family Planning - Use rear entrance" ........ good advice I thought
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05-13-2010 18:20
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You must been born on the freeway .cuz that's where most accidents happen.
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05-13-2010 17:46 by Fernando
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