Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Tried to log into my WellsFargo.com account with my MILF-Hunter.com password. Oh, whatever, like you never did that!
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05-21-2010 02:08 by jdpower
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When is that 1/2 man on '2 and and 1/2 Men' going to officially become a man?
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05-21-2010 01:58 by jdpower
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Megan Fox will not be acting in Transformers 3. So, no change from Transformers 1 and 2.
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05-21-2010 01:51 by jdpower
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Why is it that every gal i'm in touch with these days is so sh*t fo brains??i mean, god,please,get 'Some'body with even half f it. . fine,make her ugly as hell but pls,'Some' brains atleast? beauty and brains don't go together at all,I know now. . . :/
Embracing the darkness,killing the light.go on you troubles,i ain't got the time to fight.mayb the yesterday ws wrong,tmrrw wud sure be right.no more shaking up,may however strong be the tide.i close my eyes with a dream.this is misery's final night. . .
Don't Think I Can't Live Without You.., I'll Leave You In The Water Like The Statue Of Liberty...
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05-20-2010 23:47 by SAM K
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wonders why celebrities are so down with getting their pictures taken with them and their kids, yet you give them a relity show and the show revolves around their kids...
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05-20-2010 23:43
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I am blessed to have two beautiful kids. Thank god my wife cheated on me!!
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05-20-2010 23:35
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“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
˙˙˙ǝʇıɹ ʇou ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʇnq ˙˙˙ssǝןǝɹıʍ snʇɐʇs sıɥ ƃuıʇɐpdn sı
is thinking 9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate !!
remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit..
I saw a status that said, "Facebook changes colours if you press 'Ctrl W'. Damn that was funny.. and it really Worked, TRY IT !!!
College: Producing the most educated alcoholics since 1892.
wonders why when I see a pregnant woman and her man I picture them having sex???
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05-20-2010 22:57
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Ahhh...STRESS!! Cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go PLEASE
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05-20-2010 22:46
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I Didn't Marry You Because I Wanted To Live With You.., I Married You Because I Couldn't Live Without You...
If women are from Venus, then why can't we send them back?