Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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me and procrastinating have this love hate relationship going on.... but I'll do it later...
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05-24-2010 17:40 by Joser
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Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday!
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05-24-2010 15:10 by geez
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your girls teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her belly glows.
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05-24-2010 14:41
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There is a great need for sarcasm font
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05-24-2010 14:35 by Aaron
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I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.
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05-24-2010 14:31 by Aaron
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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05-24-2010 14:29 by Aaron
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dear lord: please give us back tupac & we'll give you justin beiber in return.
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05-24-2010 14:26 by g-spot
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If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
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05-24-2010 14:16 by Aaron
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I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.
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05-24-2010 14:14 by Aaron
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making some changes to her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. If I don't return your message you were one of the changes!
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05-24-2010 14:03 by Judy
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(This Status Message Was Left Blank Due To The Down Right Rudeness and Frankness Of The Subject Matter Not Suitable For Facebook or Other PG Rated Social Networking Sites. Thank You Facebook Admin.)
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05-24-2010 13:55
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Yo mama is so fat, when she walked outside in a red dress, everybody started dancing and shouted "KOOOOOOOL-AID!"
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05-24-2010 13:37
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people get hurt when others don't have the nerve to say what they truly feel
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05-24-2010 13:28
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"never on schedule, but always on time."
Yes. I am aware that my shirt is wrinkled and no I didn't feel like ironing it....don't judge me.
got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My friend was too cheap to hire a proper butler. So he ended up with one with no left arm. Serves him right.
did you know that Women in New York may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
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05-24-2010 12:15
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Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(
What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male Fraud.