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I read the rules and decided they are stupid so I will be making my own from now on.
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06-05-2010 13:01 by
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I took your survey, sent you a round, tended your garden, poked you, hugged you, and sent you 10 useless gifts. It's hard being a Facebook friend.
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06-05-2010 13:00 by
Marshall the Great
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I've decided that, instead of being a good example, I'll be a warning.
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06-05-2010 12:59 by
Marshall the Great
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Express Lane: Five beers or less.
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06-05-2010 12:55
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
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06-05-2010 12:54 by
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Make love, not war. Hell, do both, GET MARRIED!
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06-05-2010 12:53 by
CJ
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I have a new philosophy to foster peace and harmony in the universe: GIVE ME WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT IT.
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06-05-2010 12:52 by
Marshall the Great
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her $hit.
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06-05-2010 12:52 by
CJ
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
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06-05-2010 12:49 by
CJ
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cooler than the other side of the pillow! :P
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06-05-2010 12:45
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Burger King and Dairy Queen live in a White Castle, down the street from the Golden Arch and they have a daughter named Wendy.
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06-05-2010 12:42 by
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at a BP gas station pumping gas.. somebody got to support SMALL businesses!
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06-05-2010 12:31
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Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
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06-05-2010 12:15 by
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Anything that is not about elephants is irrelphant.
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06-05-2010 12:13 by
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Just been watching some paralympic basketball. The shooting and passing is pretty crap but the dribbling is amazing.
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06-05-2010 12:05
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I Hate It When I Go To Bed And Forget To Turn My Swag Off.
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06-05-2010 11:59 by
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You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lies... You may trod me in the very dirt... But still, like the dust, I'll rise!
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06-05-2010 11:41 by
Marshall the Great
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it fair to say that there'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?
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06-05-2010 05:46 by
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Why do men name their penis? They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.
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06-05-2010 05:32 by
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The 186th rule of Fight Club is there is no such thing as a male BFF...!
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06-05-2010 01:40 by
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