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Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit !!!!!
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06-11-2010 19:16 by
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pop pop popsicle.. ice ice icicle.. test test oh wait..
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06-11-2010 19:05
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Thinks they should have Extreme Bejeweled Blitz Tournaments on the OCHO
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06-11-2010 19:02 by
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Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
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06-11-2010 18:10 by
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Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
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06-11-2010 18:10 by
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I'd rather be late in this world than early in the next.
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06-11-2010 18:09 by
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Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: "This one had insurance. Don't kill him."
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06-11-2010 18:09 by
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My Girlfriend says I have a way with words..the WRONG way.
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06-11-2010 18:09 by
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The car stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out.
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06-11-2010 18:07 by
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just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........
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06-11-2010 18:07 by
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I fight evil wherever it may be....except in dark scary places.
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06-11-2010 18:07 by
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Can somebody please tell this b*tch nobody likes her...
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06-11-2010 17:58
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"hey, isn't smoking weed illegal?" replies, "Hey aren't half the songs on your iPod stolen?"
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06-11-2010 17:56
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Blind people must get stuck in bad relationships because they can't see other people.
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06-11-2010 17:38 by
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Dinner is no fun anymore since I stopped pretending I'm on TV when I'm cooking.
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06-11-2010 17:38 by
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I just watch a naked Chinese man run into a wall at full speed with a hard on. He broke his nose.
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06-11-2010 17:37 by
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Sure, I've done bad things in my life. But not "going to hell" bad. More like "Jesus is going to make me his b*tch in heaven" bad.
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06-11-2010 17:37 by
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Ozzie Guillen is going off the rails on a crazy train........
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06-11-2010 17:37 by
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Can everyone just go n help get all the water out of BP's oil!! Thanx!!
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06-11-2010 17:31 by
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Starting a sentence with “If you ask me” almost always indicates that no one asked you.
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06-11-2010 15:57 by
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