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   messageicon a nobody...nobody is perfect , Therefore, I'm perfect
←Rate | 08-05-2009 12:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday is just another day closer to Monday
←Rate | 08-05-2009 08:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking a kung-fu class with Grandmaster Shou-Yu Liang. because he will show YOU how its done
←Rate | 08-05-2009 03:48 by Lee | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon A barbie girl in a barbie world....lifes fantastic!!...thats because i'm plastic!(now you know how MJ felt)
←Rate | 08-05-2009 02:03 by madz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon gee,has anyone else noticed how much hannah montana and miley cyrus lookalike-...
←Rate | 08-05-2009 02:01 by madz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't need to exercise...I get enough by pushing my luck, jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle!
←Rate | 08-05-2009 01:30 by Tommy Coziar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon auditioned to be the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but sadly, is too old.
←Rate | 08-05-2009 00:44 by Rexx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sexy,Single and ready to mingle!!!
←Rate | 08-04-2009 23:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
←Rate | 08-04-2009 23:22 by Todd | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon will do it for a caravan.
←Rate | 08-04-2009 22:51 by B | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the next time someone says you're welcome tell them it;s better than dolphin sperm.
←Rate | 08-04-2009 21:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon truly have been blessed with more stupidity than I deserve I really should share it with the less fortunate smart people.
←Rate | 08-04-2009 20:45 by Todd | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon waking up in vegas
←Rate | 08-04-2009 20:10 by StEpH :) Comments (0)  


   messageicon has not lost his mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.
←Rate | 08-04-2009 19:55 by Peebs Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if there is another word for synonym!
←Rate | 08-04-2009 15:39 by Ahmed Comments (0)  


   messageicon uncovering the truth from the lies
←Rate | 08-04-2009 08:35 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon higher standards , very limited options
←Rate | 08-04-2009 08:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting on the world to change.
←Rate | 08-04-2009 02:42 by Ellen | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a barbie girl in a barbie world
←Rate | 08-04-2009 02:04 by traci | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon handing out clean needles at the Betty Ford Clinic
←Rate | 08-03-2009 23:02 by butterflystar Comments (0)  




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