Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon stuck in second gear.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels used and unwanted, like the two chocolate halves of an Oreo cookie after someone has already licked the cream out of them.
←Rate | 06-03-2009 07:32 by Tyler Comments (0)  


   messageicon pushed his luck so much so it fell of the cliff.... now only hard work remains!!!
←Rate | 06-03-2009 02:51 by Pratik | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't have a photographic memory, cos i'm out of film.
←Rate | 06-02-2009 21:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon give me what I want, and no one gets hurt
←Rate | 06-02-2009 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's life is alot like joining the army. It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
←Rate | 06-02-2009 17:07 by J-Dawg | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a great big bodyguard
←Rate | 06-02-2009 17:07 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon more confused than a retard with a wheres waldo book
←Rate | 06-02-2009 16:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking pimpin is easy it's just not cheap!
←Rate | 06-02-2009 15:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon changing his name to Fred Flintstone cause I make the bedrock!
←Rate | 06-02-2009 15:28 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking she wants me.....................to leave her the hell alone
←Rate | 06-02-2009 15:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Charmed One
←Rate | 06-02-2009 12:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon not shy -- I'm studying my prey.
←Rate | 06-02-2009 08:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if I remove the crust off my sandwich, does that make me the anti-crust?
←Rate | 06-01-2009 23:09 by thullqst | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed that all the girls from his year at school that thought they were too good for me are now either fat, ugly or a frieky combination of the 2. Funny how the tables have turned.
←Rate | 06-01-2009 12:29 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't find Tom on facebook.
←Rate | 06-01-2009 12:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to give you a super poke! Now my finger hurts, thanks!
←Rate | 06-01-2009 11:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"
←Rate | 06-01-2009 08:41 by Dragon-King Comments (0)  


   messageicon a victim of LOL'ism
←Rate | 06-01-2009 08:41 by Dragon-King | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon keeps whats on his mind away from Facebook
←Rate | 06-01-2009 00:56 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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