Funny Status Messages and Tweets

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   messageicon Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
←Rate | 06-14-2009 18:39 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon playin twister with a colorblind midget stripper called rainbow
←Rate | 06-14-2009 17:25 by sven | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Hot like me
←Rate | 06-14-2009 13:58 by Ziado | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soooo Happy With His Sexy Baby
←Rate | 06-14-2009 13:56 by Ziado | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going To THe Moon BRB
←Rate | 06-14-2009 12:43 by ziado | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon had the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
←Rate | 06-14-2009 01:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's insurance doesn't cover PMS
←Rate | 06-13-2009 20:14 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon working 40 hours a week to be this poor.
←Rate | 06-13-2009 14:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. "
←Rate | 06-13-2009 14:48 by Z | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon jump off the bridge before I push you myself!
←Rate | 06-13-2009 11:41 by gigly896 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon touching himself inappropriately while watching Rachel Ray cook bratwurst.
←Rate | 06-13-2009 11:33 by AyoJosh | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting naked and playing twister with a monkey!
←Rate | 06-13-2009 06:50 by sket | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon once dumped Keith Richards in a tub of glue and threw him into a patch of Bryophyta in order to prove a point on a so-called maxim.
←Rate | 06-13-2009 01:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving the father in law a muzzle for the mother in law for father's day, bet it will be the best gift ever.
←Rate | 06-13-2009 00:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just trying to be a better webmaster. My name is Url.
←Rate | 06-12-2009 23:27 by Dragon-King | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretending to work...because they pretend to pay me.
←Rate | 06-12-2009 22:31 by Christy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sleepwalks every night...every morning he wakes up...he is in someone else's bed!
←Rate | 06-12-2009 21:58 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon lives in her own little world, but it's OK — they all like me here.
←Rate | 06-12-2009 12:04 by LusciousMelonz Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!
←Rate | 06-12-2009 04:14 by x Comments (0)  


   messageicon tying your shoes together
←Rate | 06-12-2009 02:10 by shyron | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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