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"Before you give somebody a piece of your mind, be sure you can get by with what you have left."
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06-15-2010 10:01
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Never underestimate the power of a woman -- nor overestimate her age and weight.
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06-15-2010 09:59
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LOL = laugh out loud ... or . . . I don't want to talk anymore
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06-15-2010 09:55
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Whatever hits the fan . . . never gets evenly distributed!
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06-15-2010 09:52
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Hell hath no fury like . . . the lawyer of a woman scorned!!
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06-15-2010 09:48
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People took LSD to make the world weird . . . now people take Prozac to make it normal.
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06-15-2010 09:46
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Some people have no trouble making ends meet. Their foot is always in your mouth!
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06-15-2010 09:38
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why the hell are all the hot guys tall, dark and obnoxious?????? :(
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06-15-2010 09:36
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Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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06-15-2010 09:34
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Paedophobiais: a fear of children.....I knew there was a name for my condition! :)
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06-15-2010 09:29
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Wishes some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's.. when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.
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06-15-2010 09:23
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has an additional sentence that he never wanted to hear in bed: "On Facebook you wrote 17 cm!"
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06-15-2010 07:57
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This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual status update, you would have driven staight 2 Taco Bell & eaten a chalupa.
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06-15-2010 05:32 by
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Family and friends know the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words.
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06-15-2010 01:54 by
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wow just found out Jimmy Dean died! this is gotta be the wurst day ever...
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06-15-2010 01:22 by
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Fat bottomed girls, You make the rockin' world go round.
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06-15-2010 01:22 by
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For the Mean girl who cut me off, gave me the finger & rolled down your window just to call me A-hole. Next time you should think before you act. You were pulling into your Driveway. Now you have Egg on your face & your car & your house. =)
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06-15-2010 01:17 by
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sorry I ignored your text yesterday, but did you really want me to reply to it with "I don't feel like texting you right now" anyway?
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06-15-2010 01:06 by
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hates when his hand falls asleep, it usually means it's going to be up all night
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06-15-2010 00:59 by
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If you can get one person to smile then your day was worth while.............
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06-15-2010 00:38 by
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