Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Playing hide and go seek in walmart... I take mature and classy to whole new levels
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06-17-2010 22:09
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I would like to thank Benny Hill for turning me on to British humor and all natural Breast when I was a kid... Still funny and still awesome!!!
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06-17-2010 22:07 by JEMAVA
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millions of my potential children died on your sisters face last night!!
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06-17-2010 21:15
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thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said..."I drank what?"
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06-17-2010 20:50 by joyce
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I like to follow up a compliment with a threat. For example, "Nice shirt! I'll fight you for it."
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06-17-2010 20:26 by Joser
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Irony is people complaining about Facebook's privacy settings when every other update is about their weekly visit to their gynecologist.
on Facebook for social networking; not for digital farms and aquariums. Quit asking me to adopt your fish or join your farm because really I don't care if your fish dies or if your entire farm burns. Thanks :)
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06-17-2010 19:49
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says If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be playing Hockey instead eh!!
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06-17-2010 19:07
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hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.
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06-17-2010 19:05 by L
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I can't wait to go home and rip off my ex-girl friend's underwear!! They have been giving me wedgies all day
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06-17-2010 19:04 by Vito
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Dear Life, You have some explaining to do...
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06-17-2010 18:57 by Joser
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Fact: If a person thinks they're big enough to stick their nose in someone else's buisness, be big enough to take it when it gets bitten off!
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06-17-2010 18:53 by TheOne
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heard that Greece won at the world cup today...given their recent debt write downs it's a good thing they didn't have to buy a goal.
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06-17-2010 18:00
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The strawberry shampoo doesn't taste as good as it smells.
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06-17-2010 17:56
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is wondering why people ask tall people if they play basket ball but not ask short people if they work for willy wonka
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06-17-2010 17:56
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If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!
When sh*t dont look right, Start a fight.
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06-17-2010 16:51 by LD4
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Really classmate.com you're really gonna stay in business...even though Facebook does what you do for free?
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06-17-2010 16:50
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theres so much more room for activites!!!
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06-17-2010 16:48
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FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS ARE AS FOLLOWS: * Wake/Viewing will be on Thurs., June 17th, 6 pm.* The funeral and burial will be at The Staples Center, 111 S. Figueroa Los Angeles, Ca. 90015..* Special invited guests include K. Bryant, D. Fisher, R. Artest, P. Gas
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06-17-2010 16:33
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