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I have accumulated considerable wealth which, along with my collection of firearms, makes me very attractive to women. (Every rap song)
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06-18-2010 18:41 by
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I really don't think baby steps is an effective way of getting somewhere. For one thing, they fall on their faces half the time.
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06-18-2010 18:39 by
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wondering WHY is everybook about vampires now. Pride and prejudce, alice in wonderland, ...why dont we just turn mickey mouse in to a vampire too? !!!
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06-18-2010 18:28
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Everything taste good and is easy to swallow with a little "hope and change" sprinkled on it.
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06-18-2010 18:03 by
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The first few people to join Facebook must have felt like pretty big losers.
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06-18-2010 17:45 by
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it's funny that on the show unsolved mysterious women are never included
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06-18-2010 17:35
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Dad, this Father's Day, allow me to point out that none of my messes cost 20 billion dollars to clean up.
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06-18-2010 17:00 by
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always tells people they'll miss me when I'm gone and they say, "How can we miss you if you won't leave!"
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06-18-2010 16:55 by
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- Almost 3 hours of football played and Rob Green is still our top scorer.
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06-18-2010 16:52
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I just don't understand England's performance. Surely John Terry hasn't had time to sleep with all their wives?
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06-18-2010 16:49
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3 Lions looking like 11 helpless kittens..... : /
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06-18-2010 16:19 by
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and (number) other friends doesn't need to change their profile pictures.
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06-18-2010 15:30 by
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You know it's awkward when your dad sends friend requests to all your friends.
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06-18-2010 15:25 by
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Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
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06-18-2010 15:23 by
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When I was your age I lost my tooth..not my virginity...
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06-18-2010 14:23 by
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walked past victoria secret the lady said are bras are 50% off I said I like when they are 100% off
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06-18-2010 13:56
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Researchers at the university of Minnesota have linked tanning beds to brain damage. They were able to do this after watching only one episode of "Jersey Shore".
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06-18-2010 13:42 by
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
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06-18-2010 13:15 by
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This 'itch', That 'itch', Jovanovic! Stojkovic! : This is what you get for the holocaust, b!tch!
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06-18-2010 11:31
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It still haunts me to this day; what I did for that Klondike Bar.........
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