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Now it's too hot out to take the Christmas lights down.
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06-28-2019 19:49 by
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Millennials look at Joe Biden like a rotary phone is running for President.
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06-29-2019 16:16 by
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No matter where I go, everyone is always like, “Hey how did you get past security?”
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07-01-2019 06:08
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Remember friends, You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your July4th cookout.
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07-02-2019 10:14
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The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but you don't have to. Use your turn signal!
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07-02-2019 12:57
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Looks like everyone has staycation the week 4th of July. Party animals, huh?
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07-02-2019 20:51
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Nothing says "4th of July" than a huge tank.
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07-03-2019 07:40
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People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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07-03-2019 09:25
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These Kenyan Airlines passengers seem to be down to Earth guys?
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07-03-2019 09:39 by
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For $95M we could've had like 5 more episodes of Game of Thrones, and there would be better pyrotechnics.
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07-03-2019 12:37
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Hey everyone. Remember to leave out a riffle and some Budweiser, this 4th of July eve, or Kid Rock won't bring you any fireworks.
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07-03-2019 14:45
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My goal is to accomplish something productive each and every day! Oh but wait, first I have to logout of Facebook.....
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07-03-2019 15:17
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Relationship Status? Facebook going down today was the first thing to go down on me in years
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07-03-2019 23:35 by
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Which one of you guys posted that ass ugly selfie that broke facebook??
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07-04-2019 08:13 by
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Just want to wish all my single friends out there a very happy Independence Day!
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07-04-2019 09:06 by
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Ever feel like the best thing in the world happens to you at the worst times?
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07-05-2019 00:18 by
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I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. Well, it’s true. After going to the gym this morning, I’ve decided I’m never going again.
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07-05-2019 11:04
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If you're mad about The Little Mermaid not being white, wait until you hear about Jesus.
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07-06-2019 10:51
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I just burnt 550 calories without doing anything. And that's the last time I look at Facebook with pizza in the oven!
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07-06-2019 14:32 by
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ME: I miss you KIDNAPPER: Look. I got the ransom money, your family got you back. It's done. Stop calling me.
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07-07-2019 08:15 by
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