love Funny Status Messages

   If you havent practice your alibi in front of the mirror, you haven't been in-love.

   If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski.

   A wife tattooed "I LOVE U" on her nipples and showed it to her husband. He replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth! "

   Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.

   I saw a faded sign at the sign of the road. However there was no mention of a love shack.

   I love the wind.. It's the only time I ever get blown

   Oh for the love of Jesus please stop rep0sting this "If you want to remember you borrow money from them" sh!t. We have already seen it here ten times this week alone.

   love the smell of cap gun smoke in the morning.

   Big shout out to Jason Voorhees! Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight with a lot of love making....Be there or be square!!

   Dear God, Please send some nice clothes for that poor lady in Daddy's computer who hasn't got any. Love, Paul XXX

   Love me or hate me its still an obsession...

   wonders how love potions 1-8 worked out.

   Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.

   Tomorrow's assignment: end every conversation with "Thank you for teaching me how to love again."

   Men use love to get sex, Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.

   What Meatloaf wouldn't do for love I would probably do for a six pack.

   I love you but I'm too lazy to show it.

   If you love someone, buy a bouncy castle. No one would leave you if you own a bouncy castle.

   When I love, I like to give it my ALL. Same when I don't love.

   Fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you're be really bored when you're 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.