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it's impossible to fool-proof anything because fools are so ingenious.
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07-07-2010 17:52 by
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there are more important things in life than money. The trouble is, they all cost money.
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07-07-2010 17:51 by
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a bartender is just an under-qualified pharmacist.
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07-07-2010 17:50 by
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A procrastinator's work is never done.
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07-07-2010 17:44 by
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I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille
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07-07-2010 17:38
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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like ‘Huh? What the hell is this?', but if it's in a fruit basket you're like ‘
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07-07-2010 17:35
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thinks the digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly
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07-07-2010 17:33
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You may be out of my sight... but never out of my mind... I Miss You!
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07-07-2010 17:04 by
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took your survey, sent you a round, tended your garden, poked you, hugged you, and sent you 10 useless gifts. It's hard being a Facebook friend.
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07-07-2010 16:54
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tired. Tried to fall back asleep this mornig, but couldnt, woke up with such a stiffy, I had no skin left to close my eyes!
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07-07-2010 16:46
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I've lost most of my hearing, but it's okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is "nothing, nevermind."
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07-07-2010 16:44 by
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The cost of a stamp is going up 2 cents. I'll e-mail all my friends and let them know.
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07-07-2010 16:25 by
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attn: hackers...computer viruses are so 2001...let's come up with something new
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07-07-2010 16:16
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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07-07-2010 15:56 by
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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07-07-2010 15:55 by
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First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.
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07-07-2010 15:48 by
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Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
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07-07-2010 15:47
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.
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07-07-2010 15:42
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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07-07-2010 15:35 by
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I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"? Damn firemen.
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07-07-2010 14:14 by
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