Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Do you think many people look at others facebook's and judge them off what they see or what was said, I dont because thatd be pathetic. But if youre out there, hi. :)
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07-08-2010 01:00
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Home is where I want to be. The only place that feels like me. World outside just melts away. Relax unwind wrap up the day. Where I spend the night and start the day.
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07-08-2010 00:35
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Next time you pull up to a BP station, say, "I'll have whatever the pelicans are having."
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07-08-2010 00:23
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Say what you will about BP, they sure discovered a lot of freaking oil down there.
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07-08-2010 00:22
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Vuvuzelas are high-pitched, annoying and everywhere: the Justin Bieber of sports.
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07-08-2010 00:22
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Water in the Gulf of Mexico is now worth $75 a barrel.
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07-08-2010 00:21
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If aliens came to Earth to prevent us from destroying the planet, they'd be like, "Oops, too late."
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07-08-2010 00:21
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I started playing the new Facebook game, Oilville, but now I can't make it stop.
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07-08-2010 00:20
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Once you've resolved to stop Googling yourself, the Internet really doesn't have much to offer.
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07-08-2010 00:20
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BP announced today that the oil in the Gulf needs to be changed every six months
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07-08-2010 00:19
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Fireworks Safety: Do not set off fireworks near children, pets, or the Gulf of Mexico.
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07-08-2010 00:19
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sometimes picture you drowning then they laugh so hard then the people they hang out with thinks they're crazy
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07-08-2010 00:13 by SexyLexi
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wondering why after sweating on a hot day; a hot shower feels good?
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07-07-2010 23:59
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I might not see you all the time but your always on my mind!!
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07-07-2010 23:26 by SAM RABEE
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siting at her comp and staring at the screen waitting for you to talk to her
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07-07-2010 23:26
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If beer came in 7 packs, it would be easier to calculate your needs week to week.
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07-07-2010 22:56
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Nothing will cure your baseball game hunger for a hotdog than a fat guy sitting in front of you with a 5 inch butt crack staring at you.
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07-07-2010 22:53
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I wish my past could be my future
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07-07-2010 22:26 by BEGO
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, b*tches"
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07-07-2010 22:14 by Joser
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Sex is like Pizza... even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
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07-07-2010 22:09 by Ryan
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