Funny Status Message #28261
X Wondering If I can get a clock that tells woman time. You know, "be back in a minute"=1-2hours. " be right there"=anywhere between 25 to 45 minutes. and of course the imfamous, "Lets just stop by and say hi."= 6hours plus. And last but not least, "just
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Anonymous
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 01:16 AM
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 01:16 AM
It wont let him because it olny allows so many letters. It happened to me! Right when I got to the punch line! Dammit!
SAMANTHA ORTIZ
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 01:36 AM
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 01:36 AM
Just add the rest of thee status here...., and finish it up.. loving it
Samantha <3
Anonymous
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 04:15 AM
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 04:15 AM
Man I tell ya... It seems like a good joke, but if you don't finish it, it ruins everything...
Anonymous
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 05:24 AM
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 05:24 AM
Just imagine what's next?
Nsk
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 07:01 AM
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 07:01 AM
This is awesome... please finish the rest..
Anonymous
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 08:55 AM
Wednesday August 4, 2010 @ 08:55 AM
Corey couldn’t finish it due to being knocked out by his girlfriend before he could finish.
Samantha
Thursday August 5, 2010 @ 10:30 PM
Thursday August 5, 2010 @ 10:30 PM
Finish the rest yu douche bag
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Tuesday August 3, 2010 @ 11:15 PM
Liking the status, but finish the rest...