Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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finds it funny in the movie "did you her about morgans" sarah jessica parker is chasing a horse its like Pepé Le Pew chasing the cat
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07-11-2010 04:17
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soooooo high.. that he/she can hear heaven )O.o(
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07-11-2010 04:17
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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07-11-2010 02:33
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If there was a tornado coming the first thing I'd do is update my status, If I'm not on here for awhile I'm not alive.... :P
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07-11-2010 02:11
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I swear, when one radio station is playing commercials, EVERY radio station is playing commercials.
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07-11-2010 01:56
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After a lightbulb burns out, I always have to shake it to make sure that it is truly, burned out, and that it is not playing some kind of lightbulb joke on me.
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07-11-2010 01:53
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If Lady Gaga and Prince had a kid, they should name him, "The Artist Formerly Known as Alejandro"....
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07-11-2010 01:05 by pizzapal
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If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight..
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07-10-2010 23:29
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Im not addicted to fb, Its just you never get on...
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07-10-2010 23:22
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thinks whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana...
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07-10-2010 22:52 by DAYAM
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I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
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07-10-2010 22:23
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lol at this persons profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
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07-10-2010 22:23 by TJ
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The Cavaliers owner was overheard muttering to himself, "If I can't have LeBron, no one can."
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07-10-2010 21:55
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To aid in the demolition of his image, LeBron James said he was enlisting a "dream team of experts," including Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and BP CEO Tony Hayward
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07-10-2010 21:53
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Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has been spotted driving to Miami wearing a so-called "astronaut diaper," eyewitnesses reported today
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07-10-2010 21:49
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Switched my GPS to the male voice. Got tired of it announcing turns after we'd passed them and telling me to stop and ask for direction
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07-10-2010 21:21
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if brain cells were made from dynamite, you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose!
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07-10-2010 19:33 by smiley
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You can take all my instruments away for making music, but I will always have my heart that makes the beat. Music is always with you, its what you make of it.
I had dinner with Cheech and Chong earlier. It was great! But those brownies we had for dessert tasted kind of strange.
This just in... Lebron James chose Sunny D over the purple stuff!
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07-10-2010 17:59
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