Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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thinks it's Hotter Outside then a Las Vegas Sidewalk on the Fourth of July!.."
remember when you. tongue punched that 300 pound woman in the fartbox?
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07-26-2010 18:21
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theres nothing like the rush you get when you color outside the lines...
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07-26-2010 16:52
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goin to go to wal-mart and when the intercom comes on sit in an isle rock back and forth saying the voices are back!
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07-26-2010 16:13 by Nola
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A lot of mistakes, bad decisions, poor judgements, and total screw ups has led me to the right person in the right place at the right time.....
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07-26-2010 15:40
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I might not have a lot of one thing, but I have enough of everything, and for that I'm blessed.
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07-26-2010 14:21
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The best reason for being Italian is so that you can braid your girlfriends armpit hair!!!
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07-26-2010 14:21
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Certain cars really say something about you..For instance...Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler! and Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year! lol
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07-26-2010 14:15
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I FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET!!!!!! FUGG ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAID I WAS CRAZY!!! ALL MY HATERS CAN KISS....... oh wait........ It's just a twixx
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07-26-2010 13:54
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WTF It's been 25 something years since Charlie Bucket took over the Chocolate factory,and we are still buying Wonka Bars! I want a damn Bucket Bar! I know wonka picked the wrong kid. Veruca Salt would if had her own bar by know.
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07-26-2010 13:30 by jack
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The skeletons in my closet have requested a walk in!!!
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07-26-2010 11:57
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Winnie the Pooh is a bad ass. Anyone that can be THAT fat, lazy, obliviously self absorbed and loved by all is a genius in my book.
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07-26-2010 11:15
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Sometimes I think the world would be much better off without so much technology. - Sent from my iPhone
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07-26-2010 07:19
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wonders what the guys from Color Me Badd are doing nowadays because I need a new roof.
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07-26-2010 06:30 by Leeferd
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I just saw Inception and I'm pretty sure I dreamt that movie the other night...
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07-26-2010 03:32 by geez
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keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box..
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07-26-2010 03:07 by roN
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With great power comes great responsibility... but... with great amounts of beer comes a great excuse...
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07-26-2010 03:05 by Wes
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Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil
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07-26-2010 02:16 by Bindi
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Women, can't live with them.... can't live with them
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07-26-2010 00:43 by str8n
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should be able to assist and speed up the Charles Darwin theory of Natural Selection!!!!
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07-26-2010 00:05
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