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I’m white, but not ‘get married in a barn’ white.
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08-18-2018 09:28
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Don’t be silly. Those bodies were there when I bought the place.
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08-18-2018 09:34
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"If he hasn't pissed you off yet, give him some time, he will."
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08-18-2018 15:56
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Girl who pushed friend off bridge Is charged after new footage emerges. This would have been prevented if the victim had a gun.
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08-18-2018 17:05
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I'm downtown and my prescription for my glasses just ran out...now I can't find my F#$@%^ing Car..
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08-18-2018 17:11
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My stock in Memorex and Maxell is going up again. Way to go White house staff !
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08-18-2018 17:16
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If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
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08-18-2018 18:34 by
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If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.....
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08-18-2018 18:37 by
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Dear men, Life without women...... Would literally be a pain in the a$$!
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08-18-2018 18:39 by
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If you fart and it doesn't stink, should you be concern?
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08-18-2018 19:17 by
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Imagine having an IQ low enough to enjoy watching love island.
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08-19-2018 05:21 by
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What do I remember about the midget that attacked me. Very little.
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08-19-2018 05:23 by
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You know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
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08-19-2018 05:28 by
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These Cheetos are gluten free so yeah, you could say I'm a health nut.
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08-19-2018 11:57
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To the Pope. Just let priests get married so they won't have to be gay with little boys!
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08-19-2018 20:53
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Pets are animals that aren’t delicious.
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08-19-2018 22:12 by
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I have an “L” shaped sofa. Lower case.
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08-19-2018 22:19 by
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Truth isn't truth? Okay then, I guess food isn't good as well. Stupid senile old man.
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08-20-2018 00:06
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eHarmony matched me with a bean bag chair with duct tape on it
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08-20-2018 00:24
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If you could do a do over, would you?
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08-20-2018 01:49 by
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