just heard that Naomi Campbell walked into a library and asked for Blood Diamond. She was told "sorry dear, you're asking the wrong person, you need a Liberian!!
can't seem to turn off the wildlife feature on his GPS... every now and then it tells me, "In 500 feet, bear left!" Like that's not gonna scare the crap out of me!
They say dont judge someone by the way they look, but I saw a guy today that I am convinced owns multiple NASCAR tshirts, smokes, and has a child with a rat-tail.