Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I'd like to be so rich that my dog has a dog.
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08-08-2010 02:22
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Nothing will get a skinny white girl on the dancefloor quicker than "Baby Got Back."
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08-08-2010 02:21
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I thought you were maybe kinda cute until you took a call on your Bluetooth Douche Detector.
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08-08-2010 02:20
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For decades now, Mario has been collecting coins. He does nothing with that money. Buy the princess a bodyguard or something.
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08-08-2010 02:20
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I never contradict myself. And if you say otherwise, I will agree with you.
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08-08-2010 02:17 by SS Dude
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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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08-08-2010 02:15 by SS Dude
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Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you.
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08-08-2010 02:14 by SS Dude
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"Patience" is what parents have when there are witnesses.
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08-08-2010 02:13 by SS Dude
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Guess drunk? I'm what!
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08-08-2010 02:12 by SS Dude
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I would like to give you a piece of my mind, but this is my last piece.
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08-08-2010 02:11 by SS Dude
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A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
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08-08-2010 02:10 by SS Dude
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It's not that I'm immature, it's just that you started it.
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08-08-2010 02:09 by SS Dude
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had to fill out a doctor paper once it said "sex M/F" I didnt know what M or F was so I put"no thanx"
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08-08-2010 02:03
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love me or hate me either way your still.thinking about me
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08-08-2010 01:21
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I don't really like animals. When I watch Whale Wars I root for the Japanese.
out clubbing this weekend. I'm going to beat my record of 12 baby seals.
This just in, Paul the octopus is dead. Paul was "asked" if Farve was going to stay retired. Witnesses report that Paul changed color's rapidly, vibrated slightly and then exploded.
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08-07-2010 23:28
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may not make the history books, but she loves another with all her heart and soul, and that's all that really matters ♥
singing a duet with the fat lady singing "myspace"
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08-07-2010 22:48
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the life of the party, even if I dont attend