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I don't know what makes you dumb.. but it REALLY works..
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08-12-2010 23:23 by
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I don't have A.D.D.. you're just boring me.
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08-12-2010 23:22
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50% single...
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08-12-2010 23:19 by
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4:19 almost there... just one more minute..
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08-12-2010 23:19 by
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Fat people are hard to kidnap!..
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08-12-2010 23:18 by
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Grab your balls..... We're going bowling!
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08-12-2010 23:17
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saw Inception earlier....now I am spinning things on my desk to see if maybe I am dreaming.
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08-12-2010 23:14 by
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What do you mean push #1 for English???
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08-12-2010 23:13 by
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'Beautiful women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer'
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08-12-2010 22:46 by
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i am a member of the C.S.I cant stand idiots
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08-12-2010 22:42 by
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People always mean 50% of what they say when they are joking. "You are 200% idiot!" Don't get angry, I was joking!
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08-12-2010 22:38 by
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A fireman runs into a classroom holding a screwdriver and yells: "Quick, everyone get out. This is not a drill!"
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08-12-2010 22:36
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The best feeling i've ever had is making someone laugh after crying
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08-12-2010 22:31 by
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If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them
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08-12-2010 22:29 by
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A fake smile on your friend's face is more evil than a sword in your enemy's hand.
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08-12-2010 22:14 by
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In the rest of World When The boy meets the father its a Nice warm Welcome. In the south, The dad comes out with a gun and says boy you better treat my daughter right.(:
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08-12-2010 22:13 by
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Remembering how easy life was in kindergarten. As long as you had the biggest box of crayons and the coolest lunch box you ruled the school......
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08-12-2010 22:09 by
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You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?
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08-12-2010 21:58 by
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5 Words for us MAN to live by, "NEVER MAKE A WOMAN ANGRY."
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08-12-2010 21:42 by
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Doesn't understand an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet. How limber do you have be to blow into the thing?
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08-12-2010 21:25
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