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Life is like roller coster indeed, and i'm about to throw up..*woakh*
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knows a lot of people that will corner the market on coal this Christmas
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12-13-2009 23:53
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- Strengthen your memory. Lie more.
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12-13-2009 23:37
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has never been good with foreign languages. He just tried to wish someone a happy birthday in Spanish, and what he wound up saying was, "The hooker chews on poisoned lugnuts."
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12-13-2009 23:37
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just met a lot of people who will corner the market on coal this Christmas.
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12-13-2009 23:35
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also slept with Tiger Woods.
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12-13-2009 23:01 by
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disappointed that all libraries don't carry free adderall
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12-13-2009 22:37
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Every womans' dream is a nice big wedding. Every mans' nightmare is a nice big wedding
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12-13-2009 20:27 by
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
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12-13-2009 17:46
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Joe Dirt says 'Lifes a garden Dig It' I say 'life is NOT a garden so stop being a hoe!'
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12-13-2009 17:31
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Tiger woods just changed his Relationship to: "it's Complicated
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12-13-2009 17:20
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Have you ever looked at other people and think to yourself "I'm just better than you"......welcome to my life
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12-13-2009 14:44
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How about those White House crashers? The other day they also crashed the Black Caucus, and if you've seen then, you know that's quite a trick.
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12-13-2009 14:26 by
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wondering if unemployment will be sending me a christmas bonus?
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12-13-2009 11:57
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“There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them
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12-13-2009 10:24
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist exchange places
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12-13-2009 09:26
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What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
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12-13-2009 01:47 by
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Brad Pitt once asked me out. I was in his room.
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12-13-2009 01:26 by
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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12-13-2009 01:24 by
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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