Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Next time you sit on a toilet today, please take the time to have a moment of silence for Elvis Presley.
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08-16-2010 11:36
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Won't be on for a while guys, just got arrested for 20 grams of Marijuana.
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08-16-2010 11:02
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just because they CAN put a mosque there doesn't make it morally right. In fact it's the biggest slap in the face to us.
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08-16-2010 09:44
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'u know what I'm sayin, you know what I'm sayin' -- No I dont know what the f**k your sayin !
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08-16-2010 09:11
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I write like this not..."LyK Dis"....because I am an adult and I am not retarded.
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08-16-2010 07:59
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Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk and asks for a condom. They ask "shall we put it on your bill", she says "are you thucking thupid i'll thuffocate!"......
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08-16-2010 07:45
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When things go wrong as they usually will and your daily road seems all uphill, when funds are low and debts are high, when you try to smile but can only cry. when you really feel like you should quit, don't call me, I don't give a S#@t.
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08-16-2010 07:43 by DD
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havin octopus for dinner tonight :)
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08-16-2010 06:08 by predasa
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We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!!!!!
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08-16-2010 04:32
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The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat.
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08-16-2010 03:38 by cgjh
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Sky-diving: good til the last drop.
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08-16-2010 03:37 by wert
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POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
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08-16-2010 03:34 by fhgjg
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Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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08-16-2010 03:33 by fgg
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Blow your mind -- smoke gunpowder.
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08-16-2010 03:32 by big d
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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide.
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08-16-2010 03:30 by Danny
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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08-16-2010 03:29 by bull
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The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
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08-16-2010 03:28 by FMLYHM
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I think I drink too much... my liver is so shriveled, black and dead, if you put your ear up to it you can hear Gary Coleman.
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08-16-2010 02:47 by e.n.
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i don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer to get wasted
Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...
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08-16-2010 00:07 by DAYAM
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