Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon playing music for the hearing impaired.
←Rate | 10-22-2008 13:22 Comments (1)  


   messageicon "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "
←Rate | 10-22-2008 07:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking away
←Rate | 10-16-2008 16:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon here
←Rate | 10-16-2008 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon marking his territory.
←Rate | 10-13-2008 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon what you need!
←Rate | 10-13-2008 09:25 by Matt! Comments (0)  


   messageicon not responding
←Rate | 10-11-2008 04:31 by Franco Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't believe its not butter!
←Rate | 10-09-2008 22:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has 99 problems don't become the 100th one
←Rate | 10-04-2008 18:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NOT the father!
←Rate | 10-03-2008 05:38 by Clif Comments (0)  


   messageicon " to be taken three times a day, with water "
←Rate | 10-01-2008 18:07 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Figment of your imagination
←Rate | 09-30-2008 21:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a list of why you suck
←Rate | 09-30-2008 07:19 by Hanna Montanna Comments (0)  


   messageicon Growing old but never up
←Rate | 09-29-2008 23:00 by Jc Comments (0)  


   messageicon what really sank the titanic.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 22:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the bear necessities.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon shaking it like a Polaroid picture.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wearing spray on pants.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 20:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in your mum's extended network.
←Rate | 09-29-2008 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just wish my mouth had a backspace key
←Rate | 09-29-2008 18:16 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  



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