Funny Status Message #31677

HA...A-HA....HA...YAWN! and what is your slogan hmm? Don`t bother me while i`m surfing the internet trying to come up with ways to sound original? By the way i believe your "American slogan" was already used by Carl`s Jr`s! Trust me I love food soooo much I would never forget a hamburger commercial!

England's slogan is "we will enter any war late & take half credit"

When it comes to entering wars late, I feel the Yanks have rather cornered the market.....

Hahaha sore that we only gave you equipment to fight your war till you were totally getting your ass kicked and we came to rescue you.

Been reading the Mel Gibson book of history again ? To be honest, you Yanks normally kill our boys even when we're on the same side. After all, America invented the concept of friendly fire.

That's a bit unkind. America got there as fast as they could. Several years too late admittedly.

England would have the slogan "What is a Dentist?"

America would have the slogan "I'm too fat to get in the Dentist's chair..."

Perhaps you tea suckin bastards shouldn't stand in front of the guns. doesn't matter what history book you read, we bailed you out. your welcome pussies.

I was going to write a post about misguided, ill-educated, arrogant, thick-as-pigshit Yanks. Instead can I please refer you to the previous post. It explains it all better than I ever could....

I'm Trying to remember, the last time America Actually Won A War !

Think it was the American Civil War. Not sure if they turned up late for that one.....

That one touched a nerve didn't it ?! Personally I'm not that into camels, but I do like to see a Yank get the hump ..... Calm down matey, I'm only messing with you !!

I'm really getting to you aren't I ? It's great to see ignorant people getting very angry and running out of words. Have you tried a dictionary ?

I'm not sure what they are teaching you crooked tooth brits but america has won all the wars we participated in. because we're badass. we bailed you out, twice. your people are weak and your culture is lame. you don't see anyone jumpin the border to get in your country. if your schools is teaching you anything other than america wins and is the greatest country on earth, you are the ones who are ill-educated. and i don't think that's a real word. suck it guv'na

I'm not sure what they are teaching you crooked tooth brits but america has won all the wars we participated in. because we're badass. we bailed you out, twice. your people are weak and your culture is lame. you don't see anyone jumpin the border to get in your country. if your schools is teaching you anything other than america wins and is the greatest country on earth, you are the ones who are ill-educated. and i don't think that's a real word. suck it guv'na

Not sure why that posted twice, i got a little carried away clicking 'post', i wanted to hurry up and get that post on there since your obviously checking this many times throughout the day. someone must have got to you since it bothers you so much. perhaps you should take a break, play some soccer, boil some pizza, or get your teeth fixed?

Calm down Fatty !!!!! Getting so angry isn't good for your blood pressure, especially for the clinically obese.....

Dude your totally jealous! the food here is really good. they fry everything and it's very available. i'm sure i'd fantasize about switching countries if i lived in a 3rd world shithole like england and were eating aubergine, salad cream and meat pie. btw, your welcome once again for the bailouts. had it not been for us fatboys you wouldn't be speaking "the king's english"
kick rocks bitch, i'm out!

Ooooooooh snap! you just got told what time it is. pip pip and shim shim sharoo you feb!

boo red coats!