Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon not the weakest link
←Rate | 11-13-2008 16:33 by Jordan Comments (0)  


   messageicon """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "
←Rate | 11-13-2008 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon should be arrested for being awesome.
←Rate | 11-13-2008 12:06 by Krs-one Comments (0)  


   messageicon got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it
←Rate | 11-13-2008 05:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "making plans for tonight, want to be part of them? "
←Rate | 11-12-2008 17:36 by Valentin Comments (0)  


   messageicon HD Ready
←Rate | 11-11-2008 13:35 by Mehmet Onur Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates what you're wearing
←Rate | 11-11-2008 00:30 by Sydnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "out of ideas, like this message. "
←Rate | 11-10-2008 19:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates the status quo.
←Rate | 11-10-2008 05:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to the store. Do you want anything?
←Rate | 11-09-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can see Alaska from hisher house
←Rate | 11-06-2008 16:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so vein he probably thinks this status is about him
←Rate | 11-06-2008 15:07 Comments (1)  


   messageicon doing what her rice crispies tell her to....
←Rate | 11-05-2008 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon having delusions of adequacy
←Rate | 11-05-2008 13:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...
←Rate | 11-04-2008 18:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwing away happy tissues
←Rate | 11-01-2008 11:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.
←Rate | 11-01-2008 11:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon frickin awesome! 'Nough Said.
←Rate | 10-31-2008 07:33 by Eds Comments (0)  


   messageicon statusless.
←Rate | 10-31-2008 07:29 by Eds Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason for reason
←Rate | 10-31-2008 04:59 Comments (0)  



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