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   messageicon I dont believe in Santa...but with no money in my pocket ....I think I will change my opinion about him.....
←Rate | 12-24-2009 11:26 by Anand Telang Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Christmakwanzzakkah
←Rate | 12-24-2009 11:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't stand on his own because he's too-tired and a bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired
←Rate | 12-24-2009 11:05 by Mmz Comments (0)  

   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Try this experiment: The next time someone says "Oh, I'm fine..." look them square in the eyes and say "Tell me the truth." Sometimes all people really want is someone to take an interest. Show them you care all the time, not just at Christmas.
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All we need to survive is, one person who truly loves us
←Rate | 12-24-2009 07:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon all alone on christmas so why not get drunk ? Beers in the fridge !
←Rate | 12-24-2009 07:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon “If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?”
←Rate | 12-24-2009 01:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want a red rider 200 shot carbine action range model air rifle with a compass and this thing which tells time built right in the stock.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 22:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon airing of grievances and the demonstration of feats of strength started TODAY you moron! if you're going to TRY to be funny atleast be accurate! D-BAG
←Rate | 12-23-2009 22:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon super glued Al Gore's mouth in an effort to prevent further global warming
←Rate | 12-23-2009 22:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon asked Santa Claus for a boyfriend this Christmas... He gave me a rain check instead... lol :)
←Rate | 12-23-2009 18:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon looking forward to the family tradition of listening to the UK's No 1 after Xmas dinner. Can't wait to see the look on my mum's face!
←Rate | 12-23-2009 17:32 by deithy Comments (0)  

   messageicon doesn't need to go to the gym, he gets enough exercises by pushing his luck, jumping into conclusions and letting his mind run wild!!!
←Rate | 12-23-2009 16:22 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, Define Good. Love X
←Rate | 12-23-2009 14:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon read a Chinese newspaper at lunch. After I was done, I felt the need to read another newspaper.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 12:14 by marymc Comments (0)  

   messageicon the airing of grievances and the demonstration of feats of strength will begin exactly at 8.00 p.m tommorrow...........dont forget to shine your pole..........
←Rate | 12-23-2009 11:53 by bobhead25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Washington D.C. got a ton of snow last weekend. When it snows hard enough in D.C., the city shuts down and Congress can't get anything done. You know, sort of like when it's not snowing.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 11:16 by tomcall Comments (0)  

   messageicon in 2013 i'm gonna watch 2012 and laugh
←Rate | 12-23-2009 09:39 by becca :) Comments (0)  

   messageicon wants to remind you that we only have to be good for one more day.
←Rate | 12-23-2009 08:13 by Bil_Keane Comments (0)  

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