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   messageicon would so kill herself if she believed in reincarnation.
←Rate | 04-19-2009 20:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason for the tear drops on your guitar
←Rate | 04-19-2009 18:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to DEFCON 4
←Rate | 04-19-2009 15:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon disobeyed orders
←Rate | 04-19-2009 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon s eating out.... At home. ;-)
←Rate | 04-19-2009 13:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want to grow up.... he's a Toys R' Us kid!
←Rate | 04-19-2009 02:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dangerous to your health.
←Rate | 04-19-2009 00:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.
←Rate | 04-18-2009 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing strip solitaire.
←Rate | 04-18-2009 09:00 by Peebs Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to jog a mile everyday, then I found a shortcut...
←Rate | 04-18-2009 01:05 by G420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon moving the furniture out of the room because the dog and I are going to breakdance battle...oh it is ON!!!!
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon riding the ponies outside of Wallmart be back when I run out of quarters.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon spinning in his new office chair so I am away, now I am back, away again and back.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You win some, you loose some, but it's all good if you get some :)
←Rate | 04-17-2009 11:43 by Kyle The Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile aliens and they demand to see my leader; I think I'll show them my wife
←Rate | 04-17-2009 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile and they demand to meet my leader; I think I'll show them my wife
←Rate | 04-17-2009 11:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)
←Rate | 04-17-2009 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 10:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon showing his colleagues your profile and they're all laughing at your picture.
←Rate | 04-17-2009 10:00 Comments (0)  



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