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   messageicon Don't be sad, don't be blue, frankenstein was ugly too!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:10 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:07 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon might be addicted to eBay considering he just spent 6 hours trying to burn the face of Jesus into his toast.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:06 by The FRED Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with being young is sometimes we don't stop to think, the problem with getter older is sometimes we forget what we were thinking about.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 16:49 by bigedusw Comments (0)  


   messageicon .....So people wanna live in "Avatar" world...wtf? Have they not seen "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory"?
←Rate | 03-08-2010 16:01 by Jake/Brittney Comments (2)  


   messageicon Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 15:20 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every once in a brownish-purple moon, I worry that I might be colorblind.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 15:17 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever noticed on sponge bob that krusty crab is in bikini bottom...?
←Rate | 03-08-2010 14:35 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're not part of the solution, then you are part of the problem
←Rate | 03-08-2010 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'GO GREEN AND USE BOTH SIDES OF THE TOLIET ROLL'
←Rate | 03-08-2010 13:38 by Ellena tatt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sticks an stones will break my bones, but This Shovel will knock you the F*ck out!!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 12:19 by \"J\" Comments (0)  


   messageicon passed a homeless guy on the way to the Coinstar machine today. "Sorry, I have no change"...man was that awkward.....
←Rate | 03-08-2010 12:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to Obama for his Oscar win for best acting by a Politician last night ! !
←Rate | 03-08-2010 10:59 by joecyn Comments (0)  


   messageicon congrats to obama's teleprompter on its best supporting win at the oscars last night
←Rate | 03-08-2010 09:33 Comments (2)  


   messageicon The hottest love has the coldest end !!!, Boyfriends come and go, but friends r forever.. enjoy ur SINGLE life
←Rate | 03-08-2010 09:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon EVERY man agrees with his woman until she opens her mouth (to talk !)
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon golf helps him maintain his higher math skills.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:32 by JonathanCarter Comments (0)  


   messageicon working today to stamp out, eliminate and erradicate redundancy...
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:21 by QueenBee404 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I'm hoping that I have left a mark. As long as it's not in my underwear.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 08:14 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon forcing herself out of bed and off to work and thinking that retirement is wasted on the old!
←Rate | 03-08-2010 06:44 by Daniela Comments (0)  




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