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   messageicon Press Ctrl+W to see something really amazing
←Rate | 01-12-2010 16:33 by Toyin Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if she should make an effort and pass her exams in case the world isnt ending in 2012
←Rate | 01-12-2010 14:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon loving how the voice in her head GETS LOUDER WHEN SHE USES CAPS LOCK!
←Rate | 01-12-2010 14:05 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering how much of a carbon footprint Nancy Pelosi et al left in Copenhagen and how much we taxpayers will have to pay for it!
←Rate | 01-12-2010 13:01 by Gavin Newsom Comments (0)  

   messageicon will be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's . . . cause I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it!
←Rate | 01-12-2010 12:56 by Chad Lowrey Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering what ever happened to the hole in the ozone layer, did global warming heat it shut?
←Rate | 01-12-2010 12:33 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon "May the LORD, the God of your fathers, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!" Deuteronomy 1:11
←Rate | 01-12-2010 12:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Geez, 2010 already, Osama must be the world champion of Hide and Seek
←Rate | 01-12-2010 08:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you are wearing shorts or sweatpants that spell out "Bootylicious" across the hind side. Just an FYI - it's not.
←Rate | 01-12-2010 08:06 by mark1965 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )
←Rate | 01-12-2010 05:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
←Rate | 01-12-2010 05:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon it is so cold here,. that our snowman is begging for a coat.
←Rate | 01-11-2010 23:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i hate when horoscopes are right even more then when I hate when they are wrong
←Rate | 01-11-2010 23:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the only type of TV "analyst" position Sarah Palin is qualified for would be on Jerry Springer... or Hee Haw.
←Rate | 01-11-2010 23:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oops there goes my kids all over your face!
←Rate | 01-11-2010 22:16 by Joel Comments (0)  

   messageicon Prostate awareness day January 12, 2009---Show your color's guys
←Rate | 01-11-2010 22:10 by JPRD Comments (0)  

   messageicon Goodbye, Rosalyn. You will not be missed. I hope you enjoyed yourself with the staffer! :)
←Rate | 01-11-2010 21:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon why is it that in every song rihanna is in the same word is said atleast 400 times or 3/4 of the song consists of numerous repeated or held ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy's
←Rate | 01-11-2010 20:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon aim for the moon because even if you miss you will land in the stars
←Rate | 01-11-2010 20:28 by skygod Comments (0)  

   messageicon fell on the ice today. When I got up my keys, cell phone and wallet were gone. Must have been black ice...
←Rate | 01-11-2010 20:01 Comments (0)  

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