Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon making a career of this.
←Rate | 09-25-2008 21:44 by Your Mom. Comments (0)  


   messageicon takes your breath away.
←Rate | 09-25-2008 21:41 by Your Mom. Comments (0)  


   messageicon kissed a girl and she liked it.
←Rate | 09-25-2008 21:38 by Your Mom. Comments (0)  


   messageicon panicking at the disco
←Rate | 09-25-2008 00:08 by Jovie Comments (0)  


   messageicon made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.
←Rate | 09-25-2008 00:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.
←Rate | 09-24-2008 17:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon like that and that's the way it is
←Rate | 09-24-2008 04:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so jobless that he's replying every spam message
←Rate | 09-23-2008 00:08 by Tushar Comments (0)  


   messageicon pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box
←Rate | 09-22-2008 21:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "
←Rate | 09-21-2008 21:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!
←Rate | 09-21-2008 21:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "
←Rate | 09-21-2008 16:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon found Waldo
←Rate | 09-21-2008 15:46 by Bluestruck Comments (0)  


   messageicon on my space trying to Google your you tube
←Rate | 09-21-2008 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon holding the world for ransom
←Rate | 09-21-2008 11:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? "
←Rate | 09-21-2008 01:11 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!
←Rate | 09-21-2008 00:47 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying To Conquer The World
←Rate | 09-20-2008 19:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals
←Rate | 09-19-2008 03:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.
←Rate | 09-18-2008 16:26 Comments (1)  



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