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How do dragons blow out candles on their birthday cake?
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01-09-2018 17:58 by
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You millenials have it so good --- we could only like 6 songs max and had to carve their names in a rock
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01-09-2018 18:02
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Donald J. Trump. The "J" stands for genius.
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01-09-2018 18:18 by
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Musical Electric Chairs. For death row inmates. Lets make it fun and televise it. . .
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01-09-2018 19:15 by
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A fun prank for Halloween is to train your dog to sit and growl at the padlocked closet as your guests arrive
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01-09-2018 20:40
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A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of our ribbon-repair business
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01-09-2018 20:57 by
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"O say can you something something" - Donald Trump singing our National Anthem.
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01-09-2018 20:59
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Apparently these new inkjet cartridges were improved to show that the printer is already out of ink
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01-09-2018 21:06
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Ladies......If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, you aren't as cute as you think you are
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01-10-2018 04:24
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I still don't understand why Oprah didn't use "Come to Oprah and Winfrey gifts!" as a slogan for her show
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01-10-2018 04:24
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My boss asked me to take an anger management class today. I told him I was angry enough with management as it is
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01-10-2018 04:25
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I need to start eating healthy but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me
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01-10-2018 04:57
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The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house
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01-10-2018 04:59
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I know French too: Jean val Jean is French for "pants more pants"
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01-10-2018 17:50
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As a high school student, I think I was bitten by a radioactive sloth
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01-10-2018 17:55
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One day all of your earthly possessions will be destroyed ... that day comes when your child turns 2
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01-10-2018 18:01
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If by "cruches" you mean the sound potato chips make when I eat them, then yes, certainly I do crunches
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01-10-2018 18:03
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Changed Siri voice to male. ME: Siri, which way to the beach? SIRI: Dude just keep driving until you see a lot of water.
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01-10-2018 18:09
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Anybody have a treadmill for sale? My closet is full and I need more space to hang my clothes
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01-11-2018 03:22
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Understanding women is simple. No means no. Maybe means no. And no means yes
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