Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Biggest joke of 2017: Blake Shelton named sexiest man alive.
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11-19-2017 18:47
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I’m all about unity between the human race and truly believe it’s time we all wake up and realize that we’re all in this together. But when a “artist” wins an award at the VMA’s and thanks God and Justin Bieber in the same breath... It makes
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11-19-2017 20:43 by Meh!
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I bought a new Christmas Tree today. The shop owner said to me, "Are you going to put that up yourself?", "No" I replied, "I was thinking to put it in the Lounge!"
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11-20-2017 05:33
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Crustard: The dried mustard on the cap.
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11-20-2017 12:12
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"Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow" sound terrifying.
If a man puts a vibrator to his ear he’ll hear how he’s not good in bed.
Donald Trump drinks water the same way squirrels eat nutz.
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11-20-2017 13:34
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The way Hollywood actors are these days, Charles Manson may have simply been ahead of his time.
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11-20-2017 15:29
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This Thanksgiving, comedians, especially Alec Baldwin, should give thanks for Trump.
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11-20-2017 17:02
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Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
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11-20-2017 18:00
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Kim jong nu looks like a korean garden gnome
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11-20-2017 18:10
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Upon learning about the death of his idol Charles Manson, Chuck Schumer wept and was quoted, "He taught me all that I know!"
Gary Hinman, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebring, Abigail Folger, Wojciech Frykowski, Stephen Parent, Leno LaBianca and Rosemary LaBianca. Hopefully their families have a little peace tonight. There's a little less evil in world.
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11-20-2017 21:05 by Nene
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If Charles Manson doesn’t bust hell wide open I don’t know who will.
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11-20-2017 21:10 by Estabien
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White house report: Trump to pardon himself this week........ oh ! My mistake, it's a real turkey to be pardon.
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11-20-2017 22:23
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Your posts are going viral, just like herpes.
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11-20-2017 22:56
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Before you open your mouth about Trump, try to understand. No One Likes You.
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11-20-2017 22:58
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Holy crap! With all these famous people getting the skeletons pulled out of their closets, I'm starting to feel like a saint.
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11-20-2017 23:39
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Trump is telling 59,000 Haitians, currently living legally in the United States, to self-deport. Whats even more mind boggling is you people see nothing wrong with that? Why is he on a mission to target blacks???
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11-21-2017 00:11
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Of course you can use bacon grease as furniture polish. *licks coffee table*
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11-21-2017 00:11 by psycho
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