Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Just remember the knight in shining armor just might be an idiot wrapped in tinfoil.
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09-27-2010 07:29 by Shentin
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wonders if there is a manly way to eat a banana??
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09-27-2010 03:58 by Heather25
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Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.
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09-27-2010 03:52 by Heather25
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You did WHAT?? With WHO?? Behind WHAT barn?? For how many COOKIES!?!?
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09-27-2010 03:51 by Heather25
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Trust me, if I want your opinion-I'll remove the f*cking duct tape.
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09-27-2010 03:49 by Heather25
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Good morning Monday...now get outta my face!
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09-27-2010 03:29 by Tex
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would like to live the life of a Bachelorette.. you know, date multiple guys and have them all be OK with it.. :0/
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09-27-2010 03:26
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if you think being weak is meak, try being meak for a week
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09-27-2010 02:03
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People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church.
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09-27-2010 02:01
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battery operated boyfriend is the best man I ever known! does what I tell him and hums while he does it
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09-27-2010 01:15
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not a performance , and is not here for personal entertainment or enlightenment !
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09-27-2010 00:47
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Money can only buy imitation happiness. I would be happy with that.
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09-27-2010 00:44
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you know you're getting OLD when your BRAND NEW car you drove in high school now qualifies for an ANTIQUE car tag.
never thought he'd be staring at boobs on sesame street….sweet.
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09-26-2010 23:47
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I vote for a 3 day weekend and a 4 day work week.
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09-26-2010 23:25 by Bonnie
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You stop telling lies about me, and I'll stop telling the truth about you...
had the urge to clean today untill I turned on NFL REDZONE. The urge soon passed, I did clean my plate off at lunch time......does that count?????
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09-26-2010 23:14 by corey c
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There is an official UN appointee for First Contact should aliens arrive. I can't believe I didn't get that job.
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09-26-2010 22:58 by Aaron
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I throw my Skittles in the air sometimes sayin aaayooo, taste the rainbow!!!
can we pretend that helicopter in are night sky is not following me, I really wish I hadn't bought that weed, bought of weed...
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09-26-2010 22:34
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