Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Beepedy,beep beep....
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10-02-2010 04:29
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An email virus caused millions of dollars in damages to home computers around the world this week. Time for some pay back...lets all punch a Nerd in the face!
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10-02-2010 02:48 by jimbo
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I'm not a drunk. I just play one under the TV.
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10-02-2010 02:04 by Aaron
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If your in my circle, Congratulations your a HAPPY person.
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10-02-2010 01:14
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is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?
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10-01-2010 22:45 by L
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doing a study on paranoia by following people around town in my white Crown Vic with 4
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10-01-2010 22:20 by Troy
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Some Guy told me he had 6 pack abs but there was this thing covering them kinda jelly like. I said its called Fat!
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10-01-2010 22:14 by BEHE
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trading in his Chevy for a Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack
Men like to play pool because they want to know how it feels to hold a big stick and some big balls
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10-01-2010 21:43
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You know you have way too many Facebook friends and need to clean up your act when you search through your friends for someone named "Taffy" and it gives you choices.
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10-01-2010 21:07
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I wasn't going to let my son sign up for soccer, then I remembered something very important... "Soccer Mom's".
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10-01-2010 19:40
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Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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10-01-2010 17:39 by boo
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You work hard. You sacrifice. You fight injustice. You think you're making a difference.. Then you find out Snooki has a book deal.
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10-01-2010 17:37 by jdpower
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BREAKING NEWS: Entire Kardashian Family Diagnosed With "Attention Surplus Disorder".
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10-01-2010 17:37 by jdpower
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I wanna be a workaholic.. but workahol tastes like sh!t
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10-01-2010 17:36 by jdpower
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Had a great massage the other day, but I think I confused my masseuse by asking her for an "ambiguous, european-cinema-style ending."
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10-01-2010 17:34 by jdpower
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If I give you a nickel will you tickle my pickle
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10-01-2010 17:30
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I work hard for the money......maybe someday I'll get to see it and enjoy it.
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10-01-2010 16:59 by TDN
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Lets face it tubby....YOUR FAT ! I am not going to sugar coat it,...cause you eat that to .
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10-01-2010 16:10 by jimboleem
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"No I'm not a Jonas, brother I'm a grown up. No I'm not a virgin I use my cahonas." Jay-Z
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10-01-2010 16:10
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